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Oct 24, 2019 #4362

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Oct 24, 2019 #4363

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Oct 25, 2019 #4364

I can't stop seeing the Star of David as a particularly pissed off snorlax balancing on one leg.

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Oct 25, 2019 #4365

MonkeyEpoxy said: ↑

I can't stop seeing the Star of David as a particularly pissed off snorlax balancing on one leg.
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Man, I really had to try to see that. But once I could, I cannot unsee.

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Oct 25, 2019 #4367

Sree said:

when you look into your mom's eyes, scott
can you tell how disappointed she is that she has you for a son
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Oct 25, 2019 #4369

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Magnum said: ↑

How did a cruel bully like you become a mod?
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Oct 27, 2019 #4371

Sree said:

when you look into your mom's eyes, scott
can you tell how disappointed she is that she has you for a son
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Oct 28, 2019 #4374

Sree said:

when you look into your mom's eyes, scott
can you tell how disappointed she is that she has you for a son
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"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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I can’t tell whether that’s Arsene Wenger, the Queen or Julius Caesar.

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Magnum said: ↑

How did a cruel bully like you become a mod?
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Oct 28, 2019 #4378

Clearly it's Two and a Half Men.

Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayals.

Ur-Fascism is still around us, sometimes in plainclothes. It would be so much easier for us if there appeared on the world scene somebody saying, "I want to reopen Auschwitz, I want the Blackshirts to parade again in the Italian squares." Life is not that simple. Ur-Fascism can come back under the most innocent of disguises. Our duty is to uncover it and to point our finger at any of its new instances — every day, in every part of the world. [...] Freedom and liberation are an unending task.
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Boyz n the Field
The Trees Have Eyes
Adult Hobbits of the Corn
Close Encounters of the Fell Nine
Harry Potter and the Primary Thematic Inspiration of the Series
No Country for Short Men
The Fifty Year Old Virgin

Take your pick, really.

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