To be fair, I first try to find a shampoo that doesn't make me smell like the rain or flowers or something.

 

I do the opposite. I love it when my hair smells like Mango's or Peaches or the Ocean Breeze.

 

Today's Google Doodle:

 

You know, I played Zelda a lot as a kid. I spent more time on Ocarina of Time when I was 10 than I have on school this year. I didn't know about the way chickens will Wreck Your Shit in those games until I was a teenager and started seeing memes like this about it.

Skyrim, on the other hand...I learned that lesson the hard way like an hour into the game when the countless immortals of Riverwood declared unyielding permanent vengeance upon me for accidentally attacking their chicken.

 

This is the only correct response to learning your mother is a furry.

 

Already old at this stage but regardless... Thavage.

 

It's sad the person who created Rita Skeeter would blindly jump on that bandwagon.

 

If a defence is 'Oi mate, just joking' in anything but a fairly tight-knit friendship, you might want to rethink if it's coming across the way you intended it to.

That having been said, that is a pretty solid comeback.

Anyway, speaking of terrible jokes:

 

Minecraft flashbacks intensify...