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tbh my first thought was "those poor fish will get stressed by a human pawing at them"

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Jun 10, 2018 #1863

Best behind the gif I've seen yet.

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Jun 10, 2018 #1864

"every song i write feels like the last song I'll ever write, and the moment it's done I fully forget how I did any of it lol. if artists were fully honest in interviews half our answers to Qs about 'process' would probably be 'i don't know dude'" -mitski
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Jun 10, 2018 #1865

Man, these Millenials guys are fucking psychopaths.

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Jun 10, 2018 #1866

I actually cut avocado on toast out of my diet for my last new years resolution, next year I'll retire to live off of the income from all the houses I'm buying with the money I've saved.

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
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Jun 10, 2018 #1867

Shit, I had smashed avo on toast yesterday. Gotta duck into the bank to refinance my hole in the ground so I can keep up on payments.

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Jun 10, 2018 #1868

Pineapple does go on pizza.
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Jun 11, 2018 #1869

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Jun 11, 2018 #1870

This redditor really hates Timmy. Those poems are lol gold.

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Jun 11, 2018 #1871

The guy's account probably has enough gold to outlast Reddit as a website, and I don't mean that reddit's going to go under in the next decade either.

Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayals.

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Jun 11, 2018 #1873

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
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Jun 11, 2018 #1874

Uncle Iroh said:

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He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Jun 12, 2018 #1877

Amphetamine powered.

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Jun 13, 2018 #1880

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