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Man on scooter rages

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by AAli, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Lulzy as hell, and I can't seem to care that he died. Stupid retard, who goes banging on elevator doors without the elevator?
     
  2. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    I think the company that made the lift doors should be awarded some of the blame. A couple of bashes and they crumble? That's shoddy workmanship.

    Seriously, that guy really got shafted.

    /Late to the party.
     
  3. Howdy

    Howdy Dark Lord

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    I'll admit that most of the elevator doors I've been acquainted with have come off as more sturdy than that one. However, I doubt the designers figured an improvised battering ram into their safety precautions.

    I love that he hangs off the edge for a second before the plunge. I can only imagine a serious "did not think this one through" moment.
     
  4. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    Looks like he'll be ramming scooters in Heaven.

    Or wherever Asian people go.
     
  5. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I can't stop laughing and I am so going to the hell I don't believe in for this. Ah internet, how you have jaded me to idiots killing themselves in amusing ways. :D
     
  6. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Dude, play the opening part of the Rolling Stones song when he falls in - you will pee your pants laughing.
     
  7. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Does hell have Internet? We're gonna need it.