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Man ordered size 14.5 slipper, recieved size 1,450

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by The Deadman, Oct 21, 2011.

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  1. The Deadman

    The Deadman Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    Oct 21, 2011 #1
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  2. Anarchy

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    Oct 21, 2011 #2
    If that pair of slippers only cost him 15.5 quid, sign me up for a pair.
     
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  3. Aekiel

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    Oct 21, 2011 #3
    I'd use it as a novelty bed.
     
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  4. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    Oct 21, 2011 #4
    This would be my make out shoe for sexy time. That or I would raise children in it.
     
  5. Krogan

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    Oct 21, 2011 #5
    ^This
    That would make for a fucking awesome bed.
     
  6. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 21, 2011 #6
    The dogs could have it as a play pen.

    Be a bit difficult to clean...
     
  7. Krogan

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    Oct 21, 2011 #7
    Who cares? The sheer awesome of it would more than make up for it, if I had the giant bear foot slipper bed I would be more than willing to go the extra mile cleaning it.
     
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  8. Portus

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    Oct 21, 2011 #8
    This ^1000th power. This is the best possible advertisement this monster slipper site could ever have gotten, especially for the price of one giant slipper.

    Fucker - you stole my line. The whole thing is made almost infinitely more awesome by the fact it's not simply a giant vanilla house slipper, but an enormous, clawed bear's foot slipper.

    I don't think I could want one more than I do at this instant.
     
  9. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Oct 21, 2011 #9
    It is awesome, though I would feel weird making out in a shoe.

    But then that line came from QuaziJoe. He and his dolphin would do it everywhere.
     
  10. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    Oct 22, 2011 #10
    What can I say, I like to do it with soul.
     
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  11. Otters

    Otters Third Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 22, 2011 #11
    "You know what they say about men with big feet?"

    *unveils slipper*
     
  12. silverlasso

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    Oct 22, 2011 #12
    Except not.

     
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  13. Another Empty Frame

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    You ruin Dreams klackerz, intentional fucking capital lol.
     
  14. The Deadman

    The Deadman Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    Oct 22, 2011 #14
    Which is why I put this in Humor instead of Real Life, I was unsure if it was real or not, but it was funny, so into Humor it went.
     
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  15. Heleor

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    Oct 22, 2011 #15
    Does it matter that it wasn't a mistake? He still has a giant bear claw slipper!
     
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  16. Coelacanth

    Coelacanth Denarii Host

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    Oct 22, 2011 #16
    I want to buy one, but I checked on the site (at least I think I got the right site) but I couldn't find a place to put in the custom size?

    Has anyone had any luck, lol?
     
  17. Grinning Lizard

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    Oct 30, 2011 #17
    Impractical as fuck.

    What's he going to do with only one slipper?
     
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