Ever want to put yourself in the mind of an average fangirl? no, probably not. Ever want to create your own story that would give the fangirls a dose of there own medicine? no, you'd probably be torturing yourself.

Anyway, this thread, I created in order for us to create our own summaries that would probably be in the top five on an average fangirls website.

Ill start...

Darker than life..

Harry Potter grew up with his relatives, and just got his Hogwarts letter. The only difference is... he's black. Follow Harry as he goes through diversity at Hogwarts, has trouble making friends, and talks ghetto even if he grew up in a white household. Slash, of course.

This is just for laughs. Comon guys, don't be afraid. Put yourself in the mindset of a 13 year old horny girl for only a moment, and you will be writing summaries as fangirlish as this one.

I don't remember seeing a thread like this, but if there is, point me to it please.

 

Harry has always been abused. His Uncle has just raped him, when his savior found his broken body. Follow Harry as he adjusts to his new life in...MALFOY MANOR. Lucius/Harry, Draco/Harry, Lucius/Draco/Harry. Cutting!Harry, Goth!Draco, Nice!Lucius.

 

You sure you didn't copy that? I could have sworn I've seen a dozen with that exact summary

 

Yeah, completely made up. Unfortunately...the basis of that summary is every fangirl summary everywhere.

 

You forgot the Harry/Draco/Lucius/Dobby foursome that no MalfoyManor!Harry fic is complete without.

 

Harry has just been home after his 2nd year and raped by his uncle. Snape caught hiom freeing Dobby and was impressed so he saved him. Watch as Harry adapts to his new life with two new lovers! Dobby/Harry, Snape/Harry, Dobby/Snape/Harry, Mentor!Snape, Bondage!Dobby.

 

When the entire Wizarding World betrays Harry, who will comfort him? Sometimes happiness comes from unlikely places. Harry/Crabbe/Goyle, Mentor!Snape and H/LV by teh end. Reveiw plzzzzzz!

 

The mystery of self insertion by OMGLOL!!!!!!!!!11111111

a mystrius girl with pink hair appers @ hogwars nd show tthat snape is harys father. caus he raped his mother. but mayb hary wants to be rap 2. slash mprec severitus slash

Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance published 13-2-07 updated 4-22-05 word count 160 chapters 211 reviews 6

 

I'm gonna go ahead and put this in the 'Games' section...

 

Might as well.

His godfather dead, Harry decides that life isn't worth living. The problem comes when he bleeds out and still isn't dead. Petunia, realizing what he was trying to do, sends him to counciling cuz she cares now. Harry seeks shelter in the arms of every villan in the story (except the females, of course). Depressed!Harry. Zombie!Harry. Slash.

Actually...

Zombie!Harry sounds kind of cool.

 

I don't think you guys got what I was trying to do...

Yes, fangirls do have horrible spelling, and bad cliches, but I was trying to get some strange, new ideas that could become popular to the common fangirl.

I have never seen a story that has to do with Harry being black, and don't want to. But I can easily see it becoming popular to fangirls who love that strange junk.

Anyway, I wasn't looking for summaries that could possibly exist out there, But strange ideas that would only work for a fangirl, and that anyone else wouldn't read.

I probably should have explained a little better in the first post... my bad.

 

Something like this?

Harry was castrated while he was young. After escaping he tried to act like a women, so he would never have to show anyone he had no dick anymore. It worked for years, until oneday a man with a hooked nose decided he wanted this "women" Harry. Watch as Harry tries to confront his past, and his sexuality.

 

Yes, exactly like that. I can proudly say that I have never, ever seen a story fitting anything close to that summary.

 

There's something wrong with your brain Rostam.

And Zombie!Harry is different. Harry in counseling isn't common either.

 

Well, yes, Zombie!Harry is decently original, but maybe a different way of giving him that aspect, that would still be fangirl all the way.

Plus the way you wrote the summary, it was sarcastic in everyway. Come on, how about some serious fangirl stories, if they exist.

 

Join Harry Potter as he travels to the magical school of Hogwarts, only in this version he’s Jewish. Watch Harry as he travels all around the school as he tries to steal everyone’s money. Can Harry overcome racial diversity and achieve his goal of becoming the worlds greatest investment banker. Will be Harry/Draco in later chapters.

 

the main villian is mel gibson

http://media.thetartca******/pictures/funny/evil%20mel%20gibson.jpg

 

I tried to be serious, but I just couldn't. It's like saying "George Bush writes all his own speeches" with a straight face. Some people can, but I can't.

 

Hmmmmm.....ok

this is me in preteen fangirl mode