Liez!

Anyway, I improved! One cannon? No, more like fifty six!

 

Jesus Christ.

 

...That is utterly awesome. Whats not utterly awesome? This.

 

OH GOD THE DOORS!

 

YES

Hell looks better than strippers covered in whipped cream. Finally a fucking fast travel system that doesn't involve me opening up mineedit.

Though I really want to know if this will all function in multiplayer. SP is fun, but I want to be able to use tnt properly in mp .

 

I have into the peer pressure...

Edit: join build server: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Join survival server:

What.

 

This is unreasonably awesome. D: And looks pretty damn good, too.

We oughta remake Rapture, just for lulz on the other server.. D:

 

LMFAO. SO I got bored, right? New update to the server admin shell I have on there. One of the plugins I found while updating? An Ion Cannon. D:

Loading:



Shot:



Results:

 

Survival Server: I... what?

 

Yeah, Thats one of those wacky bugs... Teleport anywhere and it does it too, till the server catches up with you and what not or something like that. D:

 

Have my babies? :awesome

 

Zombies ruin everything.

 

I installed the mod that Zombie rec'd and it's pretty win. Unfortunately, whenever I log onto minecraft my netbook shits fuckin' bricks. Even without the mod. D:

 

That's because Java is a fucking memory WHORE. My laptop does the same... (Thank all that is good that I have a beast of a desktop. :awesome)

On another note...I've found the biggest adversary in the game. Mobs are just little specks of dust compared to this new adversary.

Fucking fences.

That's right. Fucking fences. Those fuckers take way too long to break down for something made from STICKS, and you cannot break the block they sit on to have them break down as well. They repel water like a leper in the Mojave.

You can burn them down, I believe**, but when you have over 300 of those little fuckers to move it becomes a contest of cost of wood and time to harvest it vs. time invested in moving them.

**Turns out, you cannot burn the fuckers down. Double fuck.

I hate you, fences. I curse the day I decided to use you, and I curse the day I decided to build something else where you were. Still, I have to admit they work wonders on keeping animals off my fucking minecart tracks...

Such a big contradiction makes my head asplode.

Edit: Fuck my life. D: After I got them all moved, I realize my area isn't big enough. Slight problem: I'm on a fucking overhang...There is no where to go unless I extend the overhang (which I wont do, because I like the natural look of it...). Water ladder and ground level, here I come...