Quite honestly, you sound like a drunk sorority girl, and I'm not at all saying that to be rude.

Anyone in the business of public speaking will tell you that if you don't enunciate, take your time, and breathe, you'll end up slurring your words together. I'm guessing you've heard Jim Dale do the Harry Potter audiobooks distributed for the US? He puts that near comical strain on his consonants for a reason.

Sidenote: You are at a genetic disadvantage. The nasal quality of your already high-pitched voice is rather hard on the ear. Unfortunately, there's not much you can do about that.

Edit: If you really want to keep making more of these and get better, then listen to a few youtube interviews of Stephen Fry and learn to imitate his slow stroke-victimesque patterns of speech.

 

It's not genetics, it's hockey. My nose is broken at the moment.

There will (probably) be no attempts at an English accent in any of the stuff I post. All Canadian, all the time. Althou, I will try and wrangle one of my French-Canadian friends to do any Fleur/Beauxbaton students.