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Ministry tries to repopulate magical world

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by Wolf07, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. mjc

    mjc Seventh Year

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    In order for a 'Marriage Law' fic to even have half a chance of being 'good' a few things need to happen. First, Voldemort has to win. That's right...the Ministry has to be controlled by Voldemort. Second, the Purebloods have to acquire the 'Mudbloods' as slaves/concubines (liberal use of potions and Imperius is allowed) and breed the shit out of them to make a bunch of second-class offspring that, at some time in the future (a couple of generations) may be able to, by virtue of family name, become something like the yeomanry of medieval times. Third must include vast amounts of violence as the little shits like Draco gets his peanut sized balls and tiny dick cut off and fed to him as breakfast during the rebellion that derails said plan. Oh, and Snape, being the half-blood bastard he is, has to be the love-slave of whatever the Carrow bitch's name is. Fourth, Fudge, the man who couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel, can't be involved in any way, except by getting killed in some violent manner. And finally, the purpose of said law was to increase population, so absolutely no slash, m-preg or any other stupid shit like that. Also, having a proven track record increases chances of acquiring slaves/concubines...so Arthur Weasley gets a friggin' harem.
     
  2. Viper

    Viper Fourth Year

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    That's where I stopped. There is no way that the hardcore purebloods, who married their own relations to keep their bloodlines pure, are going to do that.

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    Maybe I'm an idiot, or maybe I just want to help the OP, or maybe I enjoy exposing my mind to disgusting stuff; but I used the search function of FF.net to search for repopulation. I got 8 results! And only one was parody/humour.

    How do people who invent cure for blindness and people who write this shit come from the same species?
     
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  3. mjc

    mjc Seventh Year

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    Not saying that it would actually happen...it is just the plan for Mudbloods to be slaves/concubines. What makes the story good is the resultant mayhem and destruction that follows when said slaves launch a revolt against said plan...
     
  4. CaffeineAddict

    CaffeineAddict Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Because, contrary to what Darwin would have liked, idiots have the nasty habit of reproducing to spawn more idiots.
     
  5. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    CaffeineAddict, It not that the idiots are violating Darwin's Law, it is that society
    makes rules ( seatbelt laws) that give idiots and advantage.....
     
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  6. CaffeineAddict

    CaffeineAddict Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Ah, touche.
     
  7. Wildfeather

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    This seems like something Vash would write...Someone should tell him.
     
  8. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    This line made me LOL, and I do believe seeing arthur with five or six women fighting over him while he stood there dazed would be tremendously funny, especially if molly was at the bottom of the pecking order for being annoying as hell.

    Edit: Let me clarify that by adding that said humor had best be contained to perhaps a one or two paragraph glimpse every three or four chapters. I don't need to know the mechanics, I just want to read about the cat fights.
     
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