Looking for fics with awesome (or hilarious) examples of badges dispensed by the Ministry Phone Booth.

 

In Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts, Monsieur Delacour (France's Minister for Magic, in that fic) and Queen Elizabeth get badges that say, "Jean-Pierre Delacour, Invading Gaul," and, "Liz, Pretentious Muggle." Her guards get badges that say, "Guard, Muggle Thug."

In Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap, the statements, "Harry Potter, rescue mission." "Hermione Jane Granger... I’m with Harry," and, "Emma Granger, and I’m here to tear strips off your Law Enforcement Director," result in badges that read, "Harry Potter: Rescue Mission," "Hermione Jane Granger: Harry’s Girlfriend," and, "Emma Granger: Stripper."

I know I've seen a lot more, but I'm not having much luck searching for them, using terms like variations on 62442, phone booth, and so on.

 

In Harry Potter and the Trust, the statement "Bill Weasley, here to present evidence that Minister Fudge is corrupt and incompetent, then observe him being voted out of office" results in a badge that says "Bill Weasley, Attempted Coup."

Hilariously accurate.