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Most Embarrassing Complaint

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Shinysavage, Oct 14, 2010.

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  1. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~ ⭐

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    Oct 14, 2010 #1
    Only in Wales.

    Somehow manages to make me both :D and :facepalm.
     
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  2. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Oct 14, 2010 #2
    I haven't heard something without sex, tits, or a racist joke that made me genuinely laugh out loud in a long time. Nice find XD
     
  3. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Oct 14, 2010 #3
    This. Just this.
     
  4. Novera

    Novera Seventh Year

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    Oct 14, 2010 #4
    I didn't understand half of what he said, but I did laugh when he asked if he could get a new pizza shipped to his house (from a grocery store) that night so he could have dinner. I don't know how things are run in Wales, but I'm pretty damn sure that isn't going to happen.
     
  5. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Oct 14, 2010 #5
    He was complaining that the pizza he bought just had the crust; no sause or toppings at all. At the end he realizes that he opened it upside-down. Lulz.