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Most Ignoble Ways for Harry To Die

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Skeletaure, Apr 24, 2009.

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  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Apr 24, 2009 #1
    As is often the case, IRC discussion can lead to an idea which is workable on the forums. We were thinking of funny ways for Harry to suddenly and unexpectedly die in a indy!Harry fic, and this happened.

    So, post the most ignoble ways you can think of for Harry to die.

    I'll start off:

    Trips over Crookshanks and falls down some stairs.
     
  2. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Running across this thread and dying of the sheer stupidity he sees.
     
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  3. Dark Syaoran

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    Harry getting mugged in Muggle London.

    Gets stabbed.

    Could happen. Serious.
     
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  4. Skeletaure

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    Apr 24, 2009 #4
    New one.

    Chokes on a piece of cooked duck.
     
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    Escapes from the spiders in CoS, trips over a root as he leaves the forest and impales himself through the eyeball on a stick.
     
  6. Zombie

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    Apr 24, 2009 #6
    If you're gonna do this, I'd also include "ways that you've read, or can think of."

    Also, lol, Taure, you're such a thread whore.
     
  7. Skeletaure

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    In CoS when attempting to steal Potions ingredients, gets hit by the firework.

    Gets shot by a portrait of Himmler after spunking all over it. Oh wai-
     
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    Lily has an abortion.

    /cue TheUnborn!Harry.
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

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    Because of something Harry has done differently in an earlier chapter, Harry is not saved by Dumbledore when the Dementors swarm the Quidditch pitch in third year.

    Crunch.
     
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    Gets crushed by the falling shelves in the Hall of Prophecies.
     
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    Post-OotP, decides to train, to become his own man, to escape Dumbledore's manipulating clutches...skilfully escapes Privet Drive and avoids Mad-Eye Moody, gets hit by the Knight Bus.
     
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    Harry falls off Buckbeak mid-flight.
     
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    Becomes emo!Harry and kills himself (because what could be more ignoble?).
     
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    Wand explodes the first time he gives it a wave at ollivanders.
     
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    One summers day, while taking a stroll alongside Hogwarts ancient and noble walls... a gargoyle fall on his head.
     
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    Gets lost in the lake during GoF and drowns.
     
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    Gets strangled by the snake he frees at the zoo.
     
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    Dudley sits on him on the primary school playground and smothers him.
     
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    Finally manages to bed Ginny, but contracts a Magical STD and expires.
     
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    Molly Weasley hugs him to death.

    Like Lennie Small and Curley's wife.
     
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