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My pants fell off in the presence of an old lecher 'cause a voice told me to

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by The Mysterious Nobody, Feb 11, 2008.

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  1. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    Mar 10, 2008 #41
    I slept with a goldfish 'cause I'm gay.

    I don't like this game.
     
  2. Eristaz

    Eristaz Squib

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    Mar 24, 2008 #42
    I kicked the shit out of a seagull 'cause I love it so much.

    Hmmm...interesting, I didn't know I liked that kind of thing....
     
  3. Reyhkt

    Reyhkt Groundskeeper

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    Mar 24, 2008 #43
    I loved a plush toy 'cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

    Oh my, I must have been one busy man last night...
    Who would have figured I'm into bestiality.
     
  4. zaminieinstein

    zaminieinstein Squib

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    Mar 24, 2008 #44
    I flashed my privates to a goldfish cause I thought it was a T-Rex. Sweet.
     
  5. Master-666

    Master-666 Third Year

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    Mar 24, 2008 #45
    I loved a baby cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want


    umm... loli to the extreme?
     
  6. The Deadman

    The Deadman Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2008 #46
    I flashed my privates to A pot filled to the brim 'cause I love it so much.

    ...This is very wierd...
     
  7. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2008 #47
    I beat the crap out of a permanent marker 'cause that's how I am.
     
  8. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2008 #48
    I loved your mom 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.

    Good or bad depending on the mother.
     
  9. eXcalite

    eXcalite Seventh Year

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    Mar 30, 2008 #49
    I shouted at a baby, cuz my nipples are stiff.

    lulz
     
  10. Alcibiades

    Alcibiades First Year

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    Mar 31, 2008 #50
    I slept with The Kama-Sutra 'cause I love it so much.

    Lame. Now, if the Padma look alike had come out of it...
     
  11. Lindow

    Lindow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Apr 1, 2008 #51
    I jumped like a mad beast over a stolen mobile phone 'cause I'm retarded.
     
  12. Thrawn Wannabe

    Thrawn Wannabe Second Year

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    Apr 6, 2008 #52
    I masturbated thinking of a giant mushroom cause my nipples were stiff...

    Phallic imagery.
     
  13. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Apr 6, 2008 #53
    I keep thinking this thread has died, and then someone decides to prove me wrong. o_O
    -shrugs- May as well do it again, I jumped like a mad beast over a full, used condom, cause I was late to the 'American Idol' casting.
     
  14. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Apr 6, 2008 #54
    I masturbated thinking of The Kama-Sutra 'cause I'm sexy and I do whatever I want.
     
  15. Euroclydon

    Euroclydon High Inquisitor

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    Apr 6, 2008 #55
    I jumped like a Mad beast over a goldfish because I love him/her/it so much

    ......whoops
     
  16. Inferi

    Inferi Third Year

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    Apr 6, 2008 #56
    I had a romantic candlelight dinner with Hillary Clinton 'cause I'm gay.

    hil dog must be slightly more mannish than previously thought
     
  17. Mad Little Pixie

    Mad Little Pixie Squib

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    Apr 6, 2008 #57
    I masturbated thinking of my most hated teacher cause I wanted to forget those wonderful times with your dog.

    Bestiality seems to be a recurring thing here....
     
  18. blackghost

    blackghost Third Year

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    Apr 6, 2008 #58
    'I masturbated thinking of someone, said someone was a MP3 player, and I did it for sex from someone else aside from the MP3 player'

    Wow, I am such a whore. :(


    One must wonder how I can masturbate to that... is it like a robot fetish?
     
  19. Faust

    Faust First Year

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    Apr 6, 2008 #59
    I escaped running from A plush toy;'cause I love him/her/it so much
    Vague!
     
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