A Personal Matter » by Orodruin reviews

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,486 - Reviews: 588 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 9-9-07

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3777014/1/A_Personal_Matter

Awesome, especially to have such little action. If you like it, you should read some of his other shit.

 

Sad i think the person stopped updating it. Amazing fic. Told me the author is going to make a sequal.

 

I like that fic too. That it is complete is also another plus in my book. I talk to the author once in a while and he says that he has a sequel planned, but doesn't want to post anything until he has his plot planned out.

 

YOU MEAN IT"S COMPLETE?! i didn't know that. heh thats new. And the author is a guy. daaaamn. I thought it was a she.

 

Naruto Genkyouien » reviews
Kyuubi: a beast of legend...an embodiment of destruction...a scion of sorrow...a complete idiot. But we can forgive that, 'coz she's cute. Yes, she. Yes, cute. Daneel Rush's jab at the nice!Kyuubi idea. Random silliness. Pairings: NaruSayu, I guess?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-6-08

It's a parody by the author of Phantasmagoria of Dichromatic eyes, or whatever he's calling it now.
Good for a laugh, albeit a short one.

 

I read that. Pretty stupid, pretty funny, and original.

 

I thought it was pretty epic myself. I mean, it has Pedobear. And Yuri. Lots of Yuri.

 

My God, it's epic... And Lulzy... And I'm waiting for Ceiling Cat to make an appearance. See, this is why /b/tards should write more fics >_>.

Aekiel

 

Definetely lulz worthy ... Pedobear ...


Title: Konohas Mistake
Author: blade4228
Summary: At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742179/1/Konohas_Mistake

It´s the typical 'Naruto is found and raised by Tsunade'-Storyline in the beginning, but as it progresses it gets more and more original.

 

I couldn't get past the first page. The writing was stilted, the dialogue seemed way too forced and Tsunade was so out of character it was amazing. That she got over her fear of blood and worked out exactly who and what he was so quickly... No, just no. That she was actually reminded of Nawaki and still went to help him (it was seeing him that started her hemophobia in the first place), it's just too out of character for me.

When I'm feeling braver (or drunker) I may be inclined to read further, but so far all I'm getting are big, flashing stop signs to save me from more mediocre writing.

Aekiel

 

Oh but it gets better, after being violently beaten (again?) Anko defends him. After knowing him for what seemed like 5 minutes, here is her reaction to receiving a letter from him..

After reading his letter, she opens one from Tsunade, who "subtly" mentions that some red eyed -tomeoed people were the ones who attacked him before. Ankos reaction:

Ah, and it wouldn't be complete without the authors note at the end:

I'm guessing that you understand where this story is going, so I'm not going to force myself to read the other chapters..

 

I take it back, I may never be willing. If my standards fall that low you have my permission to shoot me.

Aekiel

 

Naruto Genkyouien was epic and full of lulz. I am waiting for caterday.

 

Naruto Genkyouien has updated to chapter three.

 

Man, chapter three is awesome...

 

... Ramen...

 

Chasin' Mah tails. Best line in a Naruto fanfic evar

Okay, time for a rec.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2608045/1/The_Shinobis_Guide_to_Voodoo

The shinobi's guide to voodoo
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the seriesPairings:
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 10-6-05
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Honestly, we almost never see Naruto actually shown as being a prankster in any fics and not even in the manga... so this sort of taps into Naruto's undeveloped pranksterisms

It's a crack fic... but it made me laugh.

 

Already posted. Check the list.

-DS

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4115699/4/Naruto_Genkyouien

Naruto Genkyouien has updated to chapter 4. Mmmmm nude fox ladies....

 

Lolz Genkyouien is funny. I can say with certainty that I've never seen Kyuubi protrayed that way. "Chasin' Mah tails", "Pedobear", and now we have the kitsune whose job is to be Naruto's Sex Slave. And her name has Yuri in it. One of Kyuubi's sisters?

Daneel Rush -Koushi- is a great author, although I find it annoying that I have to look up his title names in the dictionary. Really as if "Phantasmagoria of Dichromatic Eyes" wasn't bad enough, he had to change it to "Fantasia of Apotropaic Esoterica".

Side note: S'TarKan just updated Team 8. I'm shocked speechless. Bye, need to read.