Why do you expect things to make sense?

 

I just realized: We never heard from Kaguyas husband, or Hagoromos wife...

 

I guess years and years of having blue balls while your wife is sealed away would make anyone go nuts.

 

They could've made their children like Hera made Hephaestus.

 

No wonder Kaguya wanted an army to kill this bald fucker. Nobody deserves a husband that ugly.

 

This is so perfectly appropriate. It fits the entire series after the timeskip.

Honestly, I'm just here to watch Naruto kick some Ass. Whether it makes sense or not doesn't honestly matter to me in the slightest. If I'm lucky I'll get some NaruHina moments of awesome and perhaps more fodder to throw at SasuSaku.

So, Sasuke is an absentee father because he was distracting New!Akatsuki and investigating them, eh?

Not the worst excuse, as these things go. Protecting the world is a sort of important job.

Still, dude, not a letter or someshit? Damn.

 

Which is funny because I thought this was supposed to be a promotional series for the Boruto movie but mother freaking Chouchou has been in more chapters and twice the panels than Boruto has at this point.

We need to petition to call the new movie Sharingan The Movie.

 

If (and I do mean if) the petition ever got some real traction and somehow Kishimoto saw it, he'd furrow his brow and think 'Are they being ironic somehow by using its actual name?' before shrugging his shoulders and going back to work on what he's pretty sure has always been, and will continue to be called 'Sharingan' and 'Sharingan Shippuuden'.