I'm trying to find a fic featuring an eleven year-old pimp!Harry. I remember an excerpt on the forum somewhere. Basically, it was the Sorting ceremony, and the Sorting Hat suddenly started cursing, and adamantly refused to sort Harry. Harry then throws it onto the ground and bursts into the tears, and also starts cursing. It was great.

I want to read the rest of it. I have used the advanced search, but I just cannot remember which thread it was posted in, and those that I did scan through didn't have it.