In before HoS. OP should have lurked more. I say OP needs the banstick.

 

Hey OP I think I found it.

 

It made my eyes bleed.

 

Yours eyes weren't the only thing bleeding.

 

I knew better; I really did. Intuitively I knew that anything Amerision felt worthy of linking into this abomination of a story search thread would be nothing short of nauseating. And Anya's helpful comment only increased my certainty that I didn't want to get within a mile of that linked story. Then something about Andro's post made me pause, and I can only surmise that it piqued the interest of my sick-o-meter, because I made the terrible, terrible error of clicking that link.

Just a few soul-rending paragraphs later, there is only one thing left to say...

 

I love you Tinn!

Seriously, I was starting to think that I was the only person around here who wanted this guy nailed to a cross by his balls. Almost started to feel bad about calling him on his shit, so nice to see others coming in with it.

Tinn smack-downs always make me smile.

 

I am a noob and it does more than repulse me.

 

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=7968&highlight=Long+Strips+Metal

In case anyone wanted to see the original thread. I wrote the story a couple years ago, and posted it on a bogus account.

Glad you guys enjoyed it!

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