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New low in fanboy-ism?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Antivash, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    *gets out a shitload of knorks* Boy am I glad I can throw things. *chucks knorks at david9* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
  2. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    David9, I think I like you.

    :grins shyly and blushes:


    Tee-Hee!
     
  3. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    My god, you like flaunting your title of King of the Perverse, don't you Chuck?
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  5. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Oh just slap him and be done with it. That way, it won't be riding on your conciense later in life.
     
  6. david9

    david9 Banned

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    But you'll still be haunted by images of a naked Bill O'Reilly...so who really wins here?
     
  7. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    * laughs *
    *Considers being cruel*

    Hey David, would you mind writing me a H/G? Extra on the cliches please, thanks. :D
     
  8. Dark Syaoran

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    Okay... this is getting creepy.
     
  9. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    eh, I still think that he's a closet pervert. STALKER!

    Given the chance, he probably would stalk the poor lady in question.

    I'll bet anything he has red hair.
     
  10. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    No im afraid, sera that i didnt make it up...IM the guy if you really wanna know... reminds me of Ginny's stalker habits....and damn you Chuck stop ruining my threads... go pervert someone elses stuff...
     
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    Or just stick to S&P, where you belong. My alter-ego PU DEknil will join you shortly. :p
     
  12. david9

    david9 Banned

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    Sorry but I don't write beastiality.
     
  13. LINKed up

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL! LMAO!!!!!
     
  14. Lord Osiris

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    LOL i like your signiture david, even though my distaste for the mudblood runs nearly as deep as Gin...IT. Xiph asking for a Harry/IT even with the clinches on DLP what is the world coming to? Have a wall. :wall:
     
  15. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Oi! It was meant as an imagery-revenge-comeback thing for the al fraken/ o'reilly image, as impressive as that was(getting people to picture that).
     
  16. david9

    david9 Banned

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    Meh, I like Hermione mainly because

    a) she's too stuck up to be banging half the school
    b) she still finds a way to give harry his nightly blowjobs

    if not for her, the slash stories might end up canon!

    besides, usually when hermione ends up with harry, ron and ginny either end up dead. what more could you wish for?
     
  17. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    A long, well-written harry/bella action/horror fic? :)
     
  18. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    Here, Here! :cheers: Though i could live with an update from Raven for EoH :wink: :wink: *nudge* *nudge*
     
  19. david9

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    The only decent (long) Harry/Bella fics I've found were Azkaban and abandoned. They aren't really Horror though, they basically just have Harry/Bella bullying the rest of the wizarding world:
    Earl of the North: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2208427/1/ (33 Chapters, 100k Words, Abandoned)
    Lord of Caer Azkaban: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2107570/1/ (30 Chapters, 100k words, Abandoned)

    Some shorter WIP ones:
    Coming of Age: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2693286/1/ (5 Chapters, 20k words, WIP)
    The Potter Factor: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1890096/1/ (9 Chapters, 20k words, WIP)

    By all means post any you have :twisted:
     
  20. Xiph0

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    *blink* Thanks, I was only asking because honestly I've looked practically everywhere I could think of and Earl, Lord and... Sisters Black(?) Were the only ones I could find. I can't find a link for Sisters Black, did it get purged?