I resolve to lose weight... but only on the days I visit the plastic surgeon.

I resolve to do my Christmas shopping earlier next year... say March, before all the good Christmas stuff is gone.

I resolve to cut down on eating red meat... by spray painting all my steaks yellow.

I resolve to try harder in school... because getting dates isn't as easy with people you meet on the bus.

I resolve to join my wife more often... because you know what they say; if you can't beat them...

Finally, I resolve to start smoking... so that next year, I'll have something to resolve to give up.

Happy New Year, everybody.

 

I resolve to not kill so many muggles and n00bs. Supply only last so long. >_>

I also told Tinn I was giving up Rape for Romance. Starting New Years, I intend to try at least.

 

I resolve to finish a fic.

That and have sexytime with Bloodlust.

 

I resolve to try to abolish drug testing at my job. I'm always out help b/c dipshits can't leave the coke alone despite me giving them a month warning they're gonna be tested next go round.

 

I resolve to get a new job

I resolve to apologise to my older brothers girlfriend for telling her she looks like a monkey

 

I resolve to finish those damn requirements that I always try to push back behind my mind.

I resolve to upgrade my beat-up PC for it is starting to have problems.

I resolve to read those ebooks that I download a long time ago.

 

I resolve to stop obsessively defragmenting my bizarre laptop.

Iresolve to try to go on the computer less, and exercise more.

I resolve to try to be a bit less abrupt to people, no matter how irritating the family members may be....

I resolve to try to actually do homework, and preferably before its due.

I resolve to try to not be as pessimistic as I would like.

 

I resolve not to resolve things that I won't resolve anyway.

 

I resolve to resolve a proper resolution.

 

I resolve to write something within the realm of fandom.

 

I resolve to get a new job...
I resolve to not to kill anyone...

 

I resolve to stop reading D/G slash.


(Joking)

(Please don't kill me)

 

I resolve to get some food, cause I'm hungry!

 

I resolve to finish the stories I have.
I resolve not to start new ones until resolution #1 is done.
I resolve to write an original fic.
I resolve to fix the mess my life is in.

 

I resolve to...

1. Spend less time working on homework, because high honors is just not right and violates my codes of procrastination.
2. Take a little more time for myself.
3. Stop stressing about stupid shit.
4. Get my license already, I don't believe the laziness excuse extends much further past age 18.
5. Fix jeep window so driving is possible.
6. Write to some stories I've been neglecting.

Funny, this is the first year I actually resolved to do stuff.

 

1) I resolve to spend more time on homework, sooner, because stressing about Eng. Componet Analysis after bombing the midterm really sucks.

2) I resolve to find a part-time job, cause somehow having paying work makes everything seem a little better/easier. (like talking to women)

3) I resolve to accept and complete a challenge, just for the hell of it.

4) I resolve to update my current stories as well as post the ones on my hard-drive, with some consistency.

5) Make sure all the attractive women in my life stay the hell away from my cousin R*&^y

 

I resolve to stop procrastinating about anything and everything.

I resolve to find a proper job.

I resolve to spend less money on frivolous things.

 

I resolve to cut back to one non-educational novel per day, even though the librarian doesn't seem to mind.

I resolve to eat things that aren't sugary more often. After I finish this brownie.

I resolve to stress out less, even though it is cool to watch how high I can bring my heart rate by just thinking. (200! New record!)