Oddly enough I didnt find the one shot all that great. 3-3.5 at most.

The sequel is about the same as well. That and:

Really?

REALLY?

The slash is strong with this one.

Edit: ugh... I'm only 3 chaps in and I feel no urge to read further. Harry is a pussy. That's it. That's the only way to describe him.

 

^What he said.

After reading it I found myself asking one question; Why the fuck does Harry put up with this shit? A religious fanatic is bullying him around and unsubtly tries to have him killed while bitching him out for being a godless heretic consorting with satanic powers. Not to mention all that strutting around and cockteasing Alucard. Fuck.

Go home and fuck your ginger you goddamn pansy, let the muggles deal with their problems. And the next time the Queen calls you tell her to stick her saber up her arse. The pushy know-it-all can help her since she's so damn eager to please the Crown.