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Official Book 7 speculation Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Midknight, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. LT2000

    LT2000 Heir

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    I speculate that it will suck balls. Yeah, that's about it.
     
  2. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Annnnndddddd Winner of most accurate prediction goes to---

    --bornagainpenguin (who kind of thought that went without saying)
     
  3. kota_dawndragon

    kota_dawndragon Second Year

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    Here's how I think the final battle will go.

    In a graveyard under the light of the full moon, Harry and Voldemort face off. Everyone else has stopped to watch the fight. Voldemort suddenly targets Ginny who is right in front of Harry, protecting him after he was gravely injured. She dies dramatically. Harry screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" and procedes to beat the ever living shit out of Voldemort. For the final attack, Harry starts waving his wand in a spiraling pattern and yells, "Moon...Spiral...Heart...ATTACK!", sending a huge pink heart at Voldemort who then procedes to scream in anguish. Harry runs to Ginny's side and finds that she is still alive and they live happily ever after.

    Couldn't you just see Rowling putting something that shitty in there?
     
  4. bornagainpenguin

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    Just had a thought-- What if Wormtail's hand is the eighth horocrux? It fits the details, Cedric Diggory is murdered and then wormtail's new hand is created. Hmmm.. and given how much the little rat has proven he'd do anything to survive...that might seem like a good bet to Voldemort. One more final insurrance no one would know about physically attached to the one follower who would do anything to keep himself alive, and if all Voldemort needs is a fragment of his soul to come back...

    Hmmm... might even be an explaination for the 'gleam of triumph' in Goblet of Fire' if this works out to be true and its when Dumbledore finally has something to pin his suspicions on.

    --bornagainpenguin (who has random ideas like this occasionally)
     
  5. ip82

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    Good idea, except for two problems

    1) Creating Horracruxes couldn't possibly be THAT easy, like waving a wand. There has to be some evil ritual, with human sacrifice or something like that.

    2) It was Wormtail who AK'd Cedric, not Voldemort (who couldn't hold a wand at the time).
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Hasnt really told you how to make one... all it said was that you had to murder someone in cold blood. It could be just a spell... probably a really powerful one, not just a wand wave, might leave the person drained for a few days. I'd say splitting your soul would be painful too...
     
  7. bornagainpenguin

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    I'd forgotten about that. oops! :(

    ...Well there goes that idea. Eh, it was just a random thought anyway. That said, I'm sure there's going to be some kind of twist like that in the last book. Perhaps horocruxes weren't the only way he protected himself?

    --bornagainpenguin (who'd still like an explaination for the 'gleam of triumph' in Dumbledore's eyes)
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I think i heard somewhere that the way to beat him was tied in with something from CoS, im obviously going to have to come to the conclusion that the weak little fuck is just gonna start swinging around Godric's sword like he did with the Basilisk and...BAM! all over red rover...Oh God's below i hope i'm wrong!

    Suppose that making a Horcrux would be like pulling a memory for a pensive only from the chest? but that would be entirely to easy!
     
  10. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Actually it cant be too diffcult... apparently he made one after killing that muggle Frank Bynce or whatever, he made Nagini with his death. He was in that fucking fetus body at the time so if he could make one while being a fetus...
     
  11. Mordecai

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    he could actually hold a wand, when he kills the caretaker in the first chapter of Goblet of Fire, it is Voldie who does it. he has to be holding a and to do that, the book says "He was screaming so loudly that he never head the words the thing in the chair spoke, as it raised a wand. There was a flash of green light, a rushing sound, and Frank Bryce crumpled." page 19 GoF hard back brit version
     
  12. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Yeah. I was confused and went to look at my GoF wondering how Frank Bryce could be killed for nagini to become a Horcrux. It was weird that he could actually do it while a fetus...
     
  13. Lord Dragon

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    I think hormony knows harry is going to die in the final battle so befor he leavs for the final fight she shows him haw fun sex can be :evil: :twisted:
     
  14. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dragon I've not yelled at you before for you constant need to post the same response to most of the story threads here, nor the spam like qualities of them, but I will yell at you for spelling like a retarded drunken monkey.
     
  15. DGD

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    Yup, I posted something like that but took it down. Better to leave it to the Mods/Admins as shown above.
     
  16. MrMucus

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    Since he doesn't seem to be going back to school in Book 7 perhaps the timeline might be staggered a bit so say the first quarter/or half of the book would probably be set the usual 1 year after.

    But the second half may be set a few years after so he would have some time to actually friggin train cause otherwise Voldemort will roast him alive without much effort.

    Of couse at the moment i doubt he could even get up to Voldy
    since any competant Deatheater would just slaughter him and his annoying groupies.

    Hell he probably has a better chance of beating Voldy by throwing away his wand and taking a Machine Gun since his spells suck and he is a dumbass.

    Quite a few books have jumps in timelines like The Magician by Raymond.E.Feist, the second half is set like 9 years later than the first half.

    However i doubt that this is gonna happen since J.K Rowling's writing ability seems to have died and is probably gonna pull some cheezy Lovey Dovey crap and it is gonna suck old school.

    (By the way is the 7th book the last one or is their gonna be more?)
     
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    I honestly think that Harry will not survive the final confrontation with Voldie, purely because the entire amount of 'training' that Harry recieved from Dumbles consisted of watching fucking pensieve memories!
    How the fuck is that supposed to help the kid with his fight against the Dark Lord? Anyone? Honestly, it doesn't. Harry is doomed, all because Dumblefuck decided that 'Harry sould have a normal childhood'. He never had a normal childhood! How fucking normal is it to be locked in a fucking cupboard for ten years? He lost his parents when he was fifteen months old; his childhood died then!

    Sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest. Anyway, the way I see the final battle going is that Harry will go all suicide bomber on Riddle's ass, and blow them both to Kingdom Come. There is no other logical way for Harry to halt the spreading darkness.

    I could just see him riding a nuke down onto Voldie's hideout, ala Dr. Strangelove. "YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!" *BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
     
  18. MrMucus

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    It would be pretty funny seeing her doing a Stained Future :stained
     
  19. Dark Syaoran

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    I wouldnt mind a suicide bomber Harry. It'd be better than the power of love crap that is expected.
     
  20. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    Hey Syao, how can you hate the 'power of love'. Honestly, it's the most amazing power in the world! You can move mountains with that power. Honestly, you give the idea that JKR is incompetent... I'll tell you this, SHE IS NOT! She has the most wonderful and creative ideas. We should worship the ground she walks on coz she invented the whole Harry Potter Saga... /endsarcasm

    Ugh! :puke: Any kind of Harry is better than a "power of love" Harry... Honestly, i won't be surprised if she goes sailor moon with Harry.
     
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