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Official Book 7 speculation Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Midknight, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. Lord Apophis

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    Perhaps it will be Voldy and harry together, both killed by Neville who suddenly is uber powerful because the binding spells that dumbledore put on his magic disappered with dumbledore died :D

    Anyone else think that all the remaining horcruxes will be hidden in the chamber of secrets, placed there when voldy was at hogwarts to supposedly try and become a teacher. It just makes sense in my mind since it had taken dumbledore decades to find 2 horcruxes, how are harry supposed to find the remaining 3 in only a year and also somehow manage to get by the protections that voldemort placed around them.
     
  2. Litha Riddle

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    They will probably get Ginslut to open her legs, then her gaping orifice will suck them in like a black hole.

    This will have the added affect of Harry being overwhelmed by the stench. He will then remember his love for the hole-who-should-not-be-named, and stuff Voldemort up Ginslut's c-nt thereby suffocating him.

    Then Harry will die from Chronic Syphilis 5 years later, then Ginslut and Weasel will share his remaining vaults. Herman will take the humungous Potter library, because she'll convince Harry that he can't read.

    Litha
     
  3. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    And then Herman will become lost in it's vastness, since everybody knows how ancient and rich the Potters are, and will have to eat her own toes to survive...a fitting end to the story if I say so myself.
     
  4. Lord Apophis

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    and finally will ginslut and Weasel have deformed babies together.
     
  5. Duke of Rothwood

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    Which leads to the last words in the story being,

    "and Ron and Ginny looked at love at their new baby, it had a slight birthmark, shaped like Harry's old lightning bolt scar"
     
  6. Olfrik

    Olfrik Seventh Year

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    You can dream all you want and think the book 7 will make any more sense then HBP, but I am a realist and therefore think it's Voldi and Snape. That fits with the evil villan and the Lurve Sacificing sceme. It'll be hard to stomach and maybe we should send a guinypig to read first. The book might lead to stomache cramps. Maybe we should just choose one of the fanfics to be the seventh book.
     
  7. Athenia

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    Without any evidence or reason to support this at all, I really believe she likes Snape to much to kill him off. Maybe it's just cause I would be happy if she did and I don't have any good expectations for the book, but I really think in the end Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron and Snape will all be alive.
     
  8. Master Slytherin

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    You could've said the same about Dumbledore before HBP.
     
  9. Athenia

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    Nah, I saw him dying a mile away. Harry would never come out on his own with Dumbledore alive. But like I said, I have absolutely no evidence that either Snape will stay alive nor that she even like Snape, it is just a feeling I get.
     
  10. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    It obvious that Dumbledore was going to die but I questioned whether JK would have the balls to do it.
     
  11. Olfrik

    Olfrik Seventh Year

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    If she likes Snape, she will kill him of in a martyr way. He's got no use besides saving Harry's ass and prove him wrong. So the bad guy with honor and such rot will suit her just fine.
     
  12. Lord Apophis

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    I bet that she will have Snape regret killing Dumbledore and give Harry all the horcruxes to try and make up for it and then be killed by Voldy...
     
  13. razz

    razz Seventh Year

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    Well, of course, Voldemort has always been a certainty - I didn't even factor him into the comment about two characters getting a reprieve, because it's obvious that he was always going to die.

    I'd say Snape's a 50/50.

    I don't think there's any way of Hermione or Ron ever going down. Hagrid's another maybe for me. And Remus is still right up there.
     
  14. Xantam

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    Lupin and Pettigrew will take each other out and then Harry will have a big mushy speach about the marauders being dead.
     
  15. Hellsing Boy

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    I sort of expected Hagrid to die in the fifth, I doubt he'll be killed now. I doubt she's gonna kill Lupin, the guy is useless to the story and is secondary at best.

    And right now, I don't think I'd care if they all died, at least we'd be rid of a dozen annoying characters.

    Does anyone here actually think it'll be possible to redeem the story in just one book?

    I say no, unless she's as much of a genius as some claim. (namely fangirls, who swooned in Half Baked Plot when we get introduced to powerful/cool/Snape and sensitive/cry-baby/Draco)
     
  16. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    I agree.Book 6 stained Hp, book 7 will destroy it.
     
  17. razz

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  18. The Dark Monarch

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    Apparently neville is the chosen one. Lord Voldemort will die along with snape and dumbledore will come back. The only important character I saw in there was Voldie and the rest were secondary characters. Snape is also predicted to be good and die that way.


    My Conclusion Is That This Thread Has Already Guessed This.
     
  19. Soulforger

    Soulforger First Year

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    I've just read some news stating that Stephen King and John Irving pleaded with JK not to kill Harry in the final book.

    She made no promises about wether he'd live or not, which basically means he's a dead man.
     
  20. The Dark Monarch

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    If she kills him there will be thousands of fans screaming at the injustice of it all.
     
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