I think the book would go somewhere along the lines of:

• Harry, Hermione and Ron don’t go to Hogwarts
• After facing countless dangers they manage to destroy the hocruxes (by sheer dumb luck)
• They stay in HQ to think about what to do next (Ginny joins them-because we all now that when the fiery red head puts her head to something…)
• Voldemort finds them
• Harry jumps in front of the killing cures(to save the whore)
• He dies
• Voldemort laughs his evil laughter
• He tries to kill Ginny
• The curse rebounds (because Harry sacrificed himself for her)
• He dies
• Everybody cries
• Ginslut gives birth to Harry’s baby (even tough they didn’t had sex)
• The baby has green eyes, a lightning bolt scar on his forehead and wild jet black hair (which is quite impossible because new born babies don’t have hair)
• THE END

 

Snape has just been confirmed to be good.
http://titti.livejournal.com/399967.html

I feel sad.

 

Thank god for au fanfiction. Where we can kill snape for being the truly evil bastard that he is.

 

Fucking Christ. Snape Good, the whole Trio survives. FUCK! That book is going to suck, I'm actually sad.

 

ditto in every sense of the word


Well theres always fanfiction

madeyemoody

P.s. think of the movie

 

I speculate that, in the seventh book, Harry will not only become a dick, he'll also shoot AKs from his eyes, and get with the redhead. Then she'll go insane because of a power overload from Tom, kill him, whereupon Dean Thomas will pop his claws and kill her, and everybody goes off happy after Tom's been muggle-fied ...

*urk*

... gah, shoot me now, before I see somebody write something like this.


*shakes head* So how would the eyes be important again? And if they were so for him, why weren't they the same for dear old mum? I daresay she had far more incentive to uncover it than Harry ever did or will have (family, kid, an actual _life_ rather than a drab and empty existence).

 

To all who say thank god for fanfiction. I agree.

Snape good? i say casturate him, cut off his fingers and toes, make him eat them, and hold him under tickling jinx for hours on end. And then kill him.

Ron, the beaver, and the red head whore need too die.

 

Dranco, relax man. Nobody needs to die... just suffer while you calm down, the on with the original plan.

I imagine book 7 is going to suck and be off-the-wall emotion-wise like book 6, where Harry will overdose on epinephrine and steroids, with an unsurpassing amount of testosterone or else die 'cause there's no canon-believable way he can kill Voldy. And i sure as heck am hoping for a good read, not some love conquers all crappé, maybe having some 18 year-old muggle with a sniper rifle that has nothing to do with the story and shoot voldy in the head from a mile away because he was actually the chosen one.

Petunia will have a big role, because Harry is dead and Voldy is after them and she's trying to get Dudley to go to the army and the whole book will be about her trying to have Dudley do 2 push-ups in a row? Meh. I'll probably be in Med school by then and not have time to read it, haha.

But seriously:
Petunia will probably be a 100% witch and
Teach Harry what Lily taught her,
Show him Lily's work or something undeveloped around this theme.
Dumby's after effects of his death, as-seen in the godfather how the head of the family dies they lose half their strenght and all their political connections kind-of-thing.
They are going to get the Ministry back together if it's worth saving, all the while nobody pays attention to Harry, who is detached and turning dark (oh yeah).

Everything canon seems like a cliché when you read enough fanfiction as I've been finding out recently. So we might just hate all-the-same.

 

I disagree with the whole "not going to hogwarts" thing, of course he'll go, because it's his "home" if hogwarts were a girl he'd sleep with her, just like hermoine would marry a book. I personally think that Ginny/Hermoine or ron will die because then JKR could have her mandatory Pussy!Harry..

 

No one from the Trio will die. J.K has made that clear in a Q&A in..someplace. Also, Snape is good.

 

damn i was hoping that maybe just maybe she would change her mind and write a good book (for the first time since gof)..

 

Here is the Q&A

 

I think your link is wrong, it comes up as a soccer page.

 

Scroll down a bit

 

r/hr in this book is going to make it unbearable to read [for me at least].
add h/g on top of that and i will probably hurl. i seriously cannot read r/hr. its just so wrong. hbp was hard enough and if they actually get together [r/hr] in this book i is gunna cry.

 

Harry will not die, he'll just become a muggle after killing Voldemort.

Canon Harry Potter just wasn't meant to be a wizard, in my opinion.

But if he does die, that will be good. People will be angry and turn to fanfiction. More ff for us.

If the story has a satisfactory ending, then everyone will just go on with their life, and the fanfiction secotr for HP will wither and die. And really, really don't want to have to move to Naruto.

 

voldemort is not going to be killed

harry and voldemort will both become squibs and that will be the entire book (some spell or ritual).

So they'll just throw voldemort into jail or give him the kiss but harry will not kill him.

 

Where the fuck is the fun in that? There is nothing wrong with a little bloodshed. <---Now that would be nice. Die Ginny!

 

I think Hagrid will die. Something about the first friend Harry ever had dieing just seems to fit. Someone will kill one of his animals he will go nuts and charge then and get killed.