I don't know weather anyone else posted this or not but here is the official dragon ball movie trailer.

And my inner childhood weeps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gohYvNN693Q

Any thoughts on how bad the director is going to get it once they realized the sheer rape they gave dbz?

This is the interview of the actress who plays Chi-Chi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POKrpzc99Yg

EDIT:

This is the news of why they did this to the film...to a degree.

http://dbthemovie.com/2008/09/24/is-roshi-perverted/

 

This, my fellow friend, is the destruction of dbz. I hope for your sake, you are not a fan of dbz.

 

Actors?

lolololololololol this is going to suck

 

Hitler describes how I feel about this.

For real though, this is going to suck hard.

Edit: Lol, the bitch thinks the guy playing Goku, looks like Goku from the anime...

 

No. No. A million fucking times no. I hate whoever made this.

 

WTF? I ain't seeing no energy blasts, where the fuck are my energy blasts?

Pfft, shitty movie will be shitty.

 

There has got to be some kind of a fucking petition for this shit. The characters are all fucking WRONG!

Roshi doesn't have the beard, nor his staff, nor his sunglasses and worst of fucking all, he sounds like he's wise?! Where the hell did his pervyness go? WHERE?!

dear fucking god.....PG-13 indeed. It's going to be a family fucking fun. -_-

 

Energy Blasts (stupid puffs of air) - 0:50, 0:52.

And did I see guns?

 

LOL

20th Century FOX trolling at its best.

Fuck it, I'm going to be first in line the day this shit comes out. It looks so bad it will be epic.

 

... GUNS? And where the FUCK was the KAMEHAMEHA?
And oh my god motorcycles. And cars. And like no talking animals. What is this?
And why does Piccolo look like a knockoff Underworld vampire?
And where the hell is goku's hair?
And why is this just like bulletproof monk?

EDIT: WHO IS MAI AND WHAT HAS SHE DONE WITH KRILLIN

 

There is no Krillin. As for Mai...I think that is a original character.

 

I believe she is canon, not the original character. And ironically enough, Mai was one of the villain who was against Goku and was a henchmen of Emperor Pilaf...or something like that.

Hopefully we get to see Nimbus at least.

 

The girl playing Bulma isn't hard on the eyes at least. Hopefully I'll find this entertaining as a stand alone, that's where I pretend its some freaky AU that's nowhere near as awesome as the original, kinda like I did with T3 and how I will with T4.

Whats with the fucking prophecy? Why is there always a fucking prophecy?

 

I lol'd. And agreed. o/

 

you only need to watch one ep to know this was way off.

 

You don't need to watch an ep. to know that this is fucked up. This is just... mindblowing.

 

... I can't believe they arn't flying. That just got me the most. They arn't FLYING. Goku is using a MOTORBIKE AND A CAR.