Can't see shit, Captain nmb.

 

Fix'd: (He forgot the link. Herp Derp.)


(^CLICK ME)

 

Ignoring a homeless guy asking for money


Destroying a sandcastle


Trying to peek at a breast-feeding woman's nipple


Bringing a guitar to a party


Sacrificing his one and only son to a higher power



Burning ants with a magnifying glass




Fiddling with his cell phone when out with others




Hoping his son isn't gay




Peeing in the pool


Raping America and its citizens for personal fiscal gain
by creating fake market wealth in the stock exchange,
real estate market, and currency trade - then expecting
the people of America to bail him out.



Judging his daughter's black boyfriend


Clubbing baby seals


Pushing the close button


Denying the Holocaust


Abusing his wife



Writing a Wikipedia page about himself

 

Pushing his religion on others


Being a paedophile


Tearing out the last page of a library book


Feeding pigs bacon


Being a stalker


Putting a kitten in the microwave


Writing in wet cement

 

Except for the telemarketing one, I laughed at nothing.

It was unfunny.

 

Sorry if some have been used before.

 

The LOTR comic panels come from "DM of the Rings," which covers the entire trilogy of movies:

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?cat=14

Then there's the Darths and Droids comic, which the same sort of thing but for Star Wars: www.darthsanddroids.net

(the latter was briefly discussed here)

 

Thanks so much. These are awesome.

 

This thread is so funny I delayed masturbating until I read it from beginning to end, a process that took me five hours. Now I have blue balls.