Ahh...sparkle.

 

Yeah. Except Edward Cullen's fictional body count is the highest of all the characters shown save Obi-Wan. And he only has one Sith lord kill in the movies. Naruto has zero. Ditto HP, Voldemort doesn't really count. So yeah, Twilight troll fail.

 

Kakuzu doesn't count as a rogue ninja?

 

Fix'd and yeah he does.

 

I was being sarcastic.

 

No excuse for misspelling.



@Menace: I know...

 

I wasn't referring to the misspelling. :facepalm

 

I know you won't believe me, but i didn't make it. As for the body count: the picture is not about that, it's about the show. Naruto,Star Wars,Harry Potter is for the children of all age, twilight is for teen girls. Thats why there is so much blood in it.

 

Ahh, little Johnny. He's even got his own line of jokes.

 

Not sure if you will find it funny but I did. I might be heartless though...

 

Conspiracy Chart

a little big,but I like it

 

You're missing the point. Naruto can wipe out shit tons of stuff with his Rasen-shuriken (or go Kyuubi-mode and destroy mountains), Obi-Wan is wholly capable of laying the smack down on any bitch but Anakin, and Harry - despite his pussyfication - could still cast the Cruciatus Curse. Edward Cullen could hiss and jump up a mountain with a lass on his back.

 

Don't forget the fact that he can sparkle. That has to count for something right?

Edit:

 

Kakuzu was hit and horribly injured by Naruto's Rasen-Shuriken, but its Kakashi that actually takes his life, so no, he doesn't count. Aekiel, I'm not missing the point, the point is flawed. Not a single character shown is some kind of hard ass as is implied. Harry's Cruciatus was a failure. We all know how Voldie bit it. Naruto is a ninja who has never killed anyone. Obi-wan killed Maul, and a lot of scrubs, but failed to finish the job when it mattered most. Edward Cullen ripped out a vampire's throat with his teeth. That pretty much puts him firmly in second in the Tridouches Tournament.

Naruto and Star Wars are aimed at younger males. Harry Potter was pretty general. Twilight is obviously aimed at young females (and there's almost no blood in them). So what? If you're going to flame something atleast do it in a way that actually makes sense. I didn't enjoy the books and the movies are a joke, but I think the same thing about HP 5-7.

 

Oh no, you're not going to derail the thread by discussing a picture that takes the piss of Twilight.

Just no.

 

Mate, I am the most verbose SoB currently plaguing this site, so when it falls to me to point out that this is called 'Official Funny Pic Thread' not 'Dissect-Every-Image-for-Flaws-in-its-Potential-Basis-for-Humour Thread', something isn't right.

Not laughing is one thing...