The bench, belt, plate, pizza scissors, and stairs are all pretty freaking awesome, and the bench is a damn good idea.

 

Lack of Brits ITT.

The toaster/teapot is amazing. I would buy it. I have a cup of tea and marmalade on toast every morning.

The zipper earphones are pretty good too, if they were to be actually worked in to clothes. No fiddling around with wires etc.

The stairs make so much sense I'm shocked no one has thought of it before.

 

Are we really talking about this on a website dedicated to the dark rising of the boy-who-lives-in-the-cupboard-under-the-stairs?



Consider how expensive it would be to have those things installed and still be able to pass your local building code/laws.

The only way to do it cost effectively would be while the home is being built, and then how often do you want to be bending over to pull something out of there? (and just think about going up or down the stairs if someone's left one of the damn things open, ouch)

Cool:Yes
Real Life: Fail.

But I digress:

 

I used to love marmalade because of watching Paddington Bear, but I switched to Nutella & watched Power Rangers. Still drink a good cuppa tea though.

 

Laughed pretty hard at both :awesome

 

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Easily the best of the bunch.

 

:awesome

 

In a world we must defend?

 

I finally caught on at the beginning of the third post. Well played, good sir, well played indeed :awesome

 

Took me a while to get it. Then I lol'd.

 

I saw that almost a year ago. Thought that it would be cool to see a Pokemon fic use that as a backstory.

 

I don't know if that ^ was really a mind hack or if it was just a conspiracy to get me to pretend to give a blow-job while surfing the internet with my parents in the same room.

 

I almost didn't see the chameleon.

 

Supposedly a sign on I-35 between Austin and San Antonio, TX. Still funny, no matter what.