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Official Funny Pic Thread

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by The-Hyphenated-One, Feb 19, 2007.

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  1. JimmyCranberry

    JimmyCranberry High Inquisitor

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    Having spent most of today listening to lectures on reliability and designing assembly machines, I now fear lawsuits. Seriously, if all you're going to put between yourself and repo is a flimsy shield, some probabilities of failure and a manual (which will never be read), then why bother?

    Then again, in my opinion mech eng is infinitely better than any other eng. And that's simply because I love it ;P
     
  2. Portus

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    I prefer to call it "maximizing efficiency"... Let's face it: Lazy fuckers make the best engineers, because we're always going to look for an easier way to do X, Y and Z. "Repetitive bullshit, what? Let's make a routine in this CAD program to do that mindless tripe. <beep beep, zip, bang> There now, time for a long liquid lunch."

    YMMV, but I'm a civil engineer and I'll say this: When I went to a job interview last year and the prospective employer asked me for an example of some project I'd done, I said, "You know [xx parkway] down in [local very wealthy town]? The 4-lane, raised-median, curb-and-gutter boulevard with the meandering pedestrian path and the ponds and overlooks? The one passing in front of the new Nissan North America HQ? Yeah? I designed and then oversaw construction of that."

    Was offered the job the next day.

    /tooting-my-own-horn
     
  3. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I hate CAD, it's much easier to just draw what you want because being a design engineer is awesome.:awesome
     
  4. JimmyCranberry

    JimmyCranberry High Inquisitor

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    He looks at the massive CAD project sitting not six inches to his right. His mind wandering, he wonders just what it might have been like if he had to produce all these engineering drawings by hand.

    Three days later, he wakes up in hospital following a heart attack.


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    Apologies for any reposts. Some of these are oldies.
     
  5. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I trolled Custer :3

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  6. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ... you have Custer as a friend on facebook?

    That's disturbing.
     
  7. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I have a few other members added on Facebook, too, actually.
     
  8. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    And if you behave good, then the Godmother Fairy will change one of them in to a real friend.:awesome
     
  9. JimmyCranberry

    JimmyCranberry High Inquisitor

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  10. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    Last pic is legit. I just tried it.

    EDIT: And just realized how bad that sounds.
     
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  11. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Ashaya: fyi, you missed a few instances of Custer's first name. Tab at the top, and a wall post at the bottom.

    Also, nice FB troll :)
     
  12. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    Fuck, how did I not check FB or my email before now?

    Well played.
     
  13. AAli

    AAli High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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  14. Azira

    Azira High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    This thread:

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  15. Boo

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  16. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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  17. Red Aviary

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  18. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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  19. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Notice to all DLP members: simply forcing an internet meme into something does not make it funny.
     
  20. Red Aviary

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