The sun's trying it's best, why do you think it's so bloody hot all the time?

 

Those only live in South America.

WE have these in Queensland which is where C.J.C is from.

While they're smaller, they're still bigger than your hand and more dangerous.

 

DAAAWWW. So cute! Look at the shy little baby trying to say hello. You should've named it Frank and taken it home with you.

 

tbh, I'm more afraid of the smaller spiders, harder to see coming.

 

Couldn't do it. Some of those creatures laugh at the flames!

 

Daww, look how sad and adorable those eyes are in the last picture! Its sharing its meal with you like any good buddy out in the woods would.

 

This just means they'll have to visit you in your house. You don't want that, do you?

 

While we're on the subject, I read this article this morning. The video is particularly amusing I thought.

Pretty much describes why I never want to live in Sydney. The video is worth watching too, just for the lulz factor.

 

Lolololol.

 

I misread that as funeral-web spider at first, to be honest.

 

An apt name.

 

Silly Assad, his mistake was using words Putin doesn't know the meaning of, like 'afraid' and 'plz'.

 

Same difference.

 

Putin is his own wallpaper? I believe it,

 

I asked for a joke in the delivery instructions on my order from Dominos. The driver 'delivered', and this is what I got: (opened in order of appearance)[on reddit]


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