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What cracks me up more in that is the irony of a "feminist bake sale."

 

If it wasn't bad enough that guys had to pay more them, the muffins all ended up gritty, dense and somewhat bitter.

 

They also likely grew hair all over.

 

I see what you did there.

Yeah, everyone eventually asks me that, and it’s actually a good point.
Here's the basics behind it, for future reference:
The level of effort I put into anything is directly related towards my current level of apathy, with the general idea being that unless I state or am otherwise proactive in something, you’re safe to assume I couldn’t care less.
So if I ask you for the link, it means I’m interested enough to read it if you provide it (even if it takes a while), but nowhere near interested enough that I’d go out of my way to look for it.
I take my laziness to a very practical, calculated scale.
Sometimes I wonder if that means the name might not be apt. But then I remember I don’t care.

Tl;dr: There’s an intricate method to my laziness.

Now for thread-relevance!

...It's weird that a lot of my cheesy childhood bands have suddenly gotten more fun in recent years.

 

Most of those were funny (because it's true), but I do feel the need to point this out.

Christopher Columbus never actually made it to his destination.

 

Is this something really obvious that I'm just not getting?

Uh ... Leia Two bench?

Edit: Oh... pew pew, wow I feel retarded now.

 

Shut up, traitor! Ignorance is bliss. Remember that!

 

Is that what they're called? Pew?

In my head I called them church benches and that was that.

 

Thank you for explaining that. It was driving me insane.

 

Confucius says, "Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

 

Imagine a universe where



actually became good friends with



and so



decided, instead of using his own
daughter for the chimera experiment…




Someone said Tucker didn't have the same shock value. How's this?

 

So he just uses someone else's daughter to make the talking dog, that someone being the guy inthe last panel? You're right, that is kinda funny.

 

You are in the wrong thread. B'awww is that way.

 

No, it's really not. Poor Hughes.

 

He wouldn't live long enough to reap the benefits of the sacrifice. Hughes would flay him. If he survives that the Mustang would be after him.

 

Except it isn't, because unlike Tucker, Elicia (Hughes' daughter) was his entire world. He spends half his screen-time gushing about her to someone (usually Roy).

Shou Tucker, on the other hand, was terrified of losing his money for being a State Alchemist and so made a homunculus with his daughter and their dog - just like he did with his wife and another dog about five years previous.