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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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    ^watched that 10 minutes straight.

    Still funny.
     
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    This has the same effect on me.
    ...It's probably why they went with Stewart in the upcoming movie.
     
  7. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    God that movie was terrible. Jordan acted like a dick, Superman acted like a violent dick, Batmans voice had almost no emotion, and Darkseid seemed weaker than normal (though this may all be a result of the New 52 reboot). No, I think they're going with Stewart because the JL and JLU cartoons, which is where the average dc fan got their fill of the JL material, featured him exclusively.

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    This. The source material wasn't exactly great, but at least I wasn't cringing every few minutes when I was reading it.

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    I have no idea what game this is.
     
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    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but did the human Green Lantern just try to cold clock Darkseid? Why is he not dead?

    Edit: The art style looks like Runescape to me. Or maybe one of the older Civ games?
     
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    Crusader Kings 2.

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    Looks similar to these so, Crusader Kings II maybe?
     
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    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    In this particular case, I don't know why Hal survived, but just because he's a human GL doesn't mean he can't take on Darkseid. Hell, Kyle Rayner could probably curb stomp Darkseid and I can see Hal putting up a good fight.
     
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    You did not just say that.
    Kyle Rayner while using the Ion power? With Ion, maybe, but Darkseid would still be stronger. Without it, Kyle has the same strengths as all Green Lanterns and, despite what this movie or whatever would have you think, is not superior to Jordan.

    It's usually Jordan who is hailed as the best Lantern in the corps. With good reason, I assure you.


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    Yeah, I meant Ion Kyle, but I don't see how Darkseid is stronger than Kyle channeling Ion seeing as Kyle was pretty much a god and was able to blow up Oa. As for without Ion, Kyle has been said to have willpower and skill almost on par with Hal Jordan. I don't disagree with you about Hal Jordon though. The way JL:War portrayed Hal plays a large part in why I hated that movie so much.
     
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    Well, Ion is a great boost, but not unbeatable. Superman-Prime beat the living shit out of the current Ion (not Kyle), and although Superman-Prime beat the living shit out of pretty much everyone, he is supposed to be only as strong as a fully-powered Kryptonian.

    Hal Jordan is the strongest Green Lantern. It's a big part of his character, and his plotlines. It's also the only reason the Guardians tolerated him for as long as they did.
     
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    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    I never understood this. How is Superman Prime only as strong as a fully-powered Kryptonian when he kills a shit load of AU Superman's? Even then, I'm sure Superman Prime could beat Post-Crisis Darkseid and he would curbstomp the New 52 Darkseid, so he isn't a really good person to compare Darkseid against.
     
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    ... because he is a Kryptonian, and that was all he had going for him?

    I think a better answer would be that Kryptonians, with their insane potential, are as strong as they allow themselves to be, if that makes sense. How they limi themselves, consciously or unconsciously, imo. Plus, wasnt one AU superman old and weak?

    Edit: derail ahoy
     
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    That just sounds like a lazy writers excuse to make their favorite character OP, but whatever. Anyway, I'm pretty sure Ion Kyle could beat Darkseid.

    Edit: Yeah it's a thread derail, but it was fun talking about GL's, Darkseid, and Superman Prime.

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    Top Gear has really gone all out on getting popular people for interviews this season. Hugh Bonneville, then Tom Hiddleston, then James Blunt, then Jack Whitehall, and finally Aaron Paul. I only wish they actually interviewed Charles Dance last season rather than having him in the Star menagerie track lap day.
     
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    Top Gear has always had a lot of great guests. Don't know how true it is, but apparently a lot of Stars ask to be on the show, not the other way around.
     
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