It's all falling into place now.

 

Should end with America helping Germany pay its hospital bills, while all the other nations come by daily to spit on it.

 

Gif times.






Gay people are better at keeping the relationship spontaneous than me.

And finally, some dancing:



Sexy dancing.

 

I've seen this dance before. My friend was half drunk, half hangover trying to cook an omlett with his pants halfway down dancing to depeche mod personal jesus.

 

If he's single, I want his number.

 

Does noone notice the dog's pained expression?

 

What dog? /takes another look at the pictures.

Oh that dog. Nope.

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/Rtzjd

This is pretty much the cruellest thing anyone could ever do to me.

 

That's just all kind of fucked up....

...although it does bring up an interesting question. Do the pornstars ever look at their own videos?

 

I imagine they'll probably be kind of hard to find in certain circumstances. Being a relatively unknown dude with some random girl for instance. Mario may know the guys who made the video though and they just didn't tell him.

 

Don't know if I believe it though. I'm almost tempted to say that it's just something random that someone stuck on for the, admittedly dark, lols.