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Official funny pics 4 teh win.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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    19 and 20 are real things a former housemate did. He did 19 in response to 20.
     
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    16 and 19 don't seem at all absurd to me. When I got my first apartment, I did nineteen. I didn't even bother buying dishes because I knew I'd never use them.

    3 and 5 are hilarious.
     
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    Nr 5 lies to us about the ending.

    Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor classroom were broken. Drove home.
     
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    Not really much of a lie. He didn't say he walked home, just that he went home; the driving is implied.
     
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    In just eight frames, the whole Tangled/Mermaid/Frozen theory that took like four pages on Reddit is explained. Awesome/
     
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    My mind just exploded.
     
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    I want that!
     
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    Cooking something for 5 minutes vs 6 minutes (555) or 6 minutes vs 7 minutes (666) is a huge different in the microwave.

    /me microwave cook conniseur
     
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