"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

 

First off, taking that seriously is hilarious.

Second, it's weight, it's not an incurable disease, you can lose it when you give it a try.

 

Also, don't fucking cheat on your partner.

 

Besides which, it was pretty damn funny.

 

I disagree, but taking it seriously was pretty stupid. But I don't really regret it. But like Odran said, it's humour,you might like it or not, that's it. Sense of humour is like an asshole, everyone has one. The others were great though.

 

The link for that is "https://i.imgur.com/3sRm90k.jpg" yet it's clearly animated. Fucking magic.

 

HoS wins the internets today.

 

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Maybe old, but still good.

 

In response to all this '4chan is dead' stuff.

The King is Dead, Long Live the King.

 

That's... fantastic. If you're dumb enough to put your phone in a microwave, you're probably too dumb to justify having a phone in the first place.

 

It is either dedicate trolling trolls (somebody probably have surplus microwave and broken iPhone) or somebody was really stupid. Anyway, it is rather sad than funny - people constantly do the same with far more important things.

Though maybe she will be more likely to verify suspicious claims in the future.

EDIT: Argh, now I want to check how my old phone would explode in microwave but I have no surplus one and I am pretty sure that it can kill also microwave.

 

If I were the kind of person to spend $600 on a new iPhone and was then stupid enough to put it in the microwave, I might be sick from shame.

Poor stupid, stupid people.

 

Let me rephrase that for you: "Poor, stupid, stupid people for microwaving a phone. Utterly idiotic people for then posting their moments of stupidity on the internet for all to see."

 

And now I want a Mosin Nagant.