There's no way that it isn't a joke, both because of the level of stupid from the couple and because any Christian news editor would think - hey, that's wrong, God told us to be fruitful and multiply - and stop typing up the article.

 

You can't prove it's joke because religion aren't science so cookie monster is could be true and you'd be mean and people they tell you that light is a theory that is disprovable insofar as objective knowledge 80% self-righteous atheist.

That's what I've heard, at least.

 

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It's confirmed as a joke. It comes from an Onion-esque Christian satire website. It was re-published as factual by idiots.

edit:

It was hilarious. Just call me the Joke Ruiner.

 

I just thought the potato line was hilarious and wanted to share it with my chums!

 

Cliffracers in Morrowind? I hated them.

 

The mod is Racer Recursion, here's a video.

 

Please tell me that the second pic is a prank.

 

Ramen noodles ftw!

 

Mixed with tears of sadness.

 

I liked raw Ramen better than cooked Ramen until I discovered the glory of mixing in egg.

 

do you.... cook the ramen then cook it again with an egg? or do you just mix egg into your ramen water?

I use a teapot to boil my ramen water so idk.