He won't reply because he committed seppuku.

 

This is one from a set of email from http://dontevenreply.com/

Most of them are funny as hell. I especially liked the disguised weapons one.

 

Childhood classics...

I laughed so hard, I peed a little.

 

Dunno if funny or not but it's cool

http://9gag.com/gag/4086203

 

See the top comment.

 

This is pure win! Some spelling error, grammer and such... But you should be able to get the gist of it.

 

I have to try this, even if she will only get madder.

 

... You guys saying your girls actually get mad at you? :rofl

 

Fuck I walked into that one, at least it isn't a corpse joke?

 

An Avengers Yearbook Photo.

 

Perhaps a bit off topic, but it's an awesome story so I'm going to tell it nonetheless. I've actually seen an original copy of that picture of Downey Jr. (or at least a similar one - not sure if that is the exact same yearbook) because my aunt went to Santa Monica High School with him for a time.

When asked to sign her yearbook, he wrote something like (and I'm paraphrasing here) "the only attractive girl in the grade I didn't fuck."

Damn, RDJ is awesome.

 

She must've been his dealer, and back then maybe RDJ didn't shit where he ate. Either that, or she actually *was* ugly and he was just being kind (yeah, right).

So Evans actually *did* look like the pre-serum Steve Rogers, RDJ looked like every other 80s douchebag, Ruffalo was the chubby kid who got his ass kicked, and Renner was actually Corey Feldman.

 

It's the Breakfast Club. We're still missing baby Loki, baby Fury and baby Coulson.

 

I'm not sure that Samuel L. Jackson ever was a child. He sprung from the womb exactly as he is now and hasn't aged since. Only his hair has evolved.

 

Avengers in-joke alert:

 

Fitting picture for my procrastinating studying for finals...