Please let it not be a joke!!

 

Sounds better than "he was born in a shitty bunker in the middle of nowhere," I guess.

I want to see the rest of that textbook. "North Koreans are hardy and do not require as much food as the fat capitalist Southern pigs!"

 

That doesn't sound any less feasible than a virgin giving birth to a man who can turn water into wine.

 

All hail the glorious leader.

 

Old Will Smith is best Will Smith:

 

I just saw this out the corner of my eye and jumped more than I have at even the most terrifying hellbeast spider pictures. :/

As soon as the sperm banks open, I'm trading in my man card for a Pizza Hut membership and book of coupons.

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/02/4f4d13dc26117.jpeg <- too lazy to rehost oversized pic

 

I read an arcticle about that couple of years ago. Crazy stuff. :facepalm

Some examples:
In primary school he corrected and punished teachers for wrong interpretation of history.

Kim's first and only golf game resulted in 38 under par, including 11 holes-in-one. Then he decided to give up golf forever.

Kimil has the ability to influence the weather with his brain.

The future leader was a child genius. Official biographies say that he learned to walk at three and talk at eight weeks of age.

Improved primary school students in Pyongyang, and he punished the wrong interpretation of the history of our teachers.

Kim wrote in two years six full-length operas, all of which are better than any other musical in history.

He wrote 1,500 books in university.

Kim is a film industry expert in all aspects of the film, made many improvements to "Diary of female student" and directed it. His favorite movies are reportedly "Friday the 13th", "Rambo" and all of Elizabeth Taylor's.

Kim had a servant who serves him rice, inspecting each grain and pushing aside any with the slightest defect.

 

I heard on some tv show right after his death that he really was very into movies.

 

So if he had a cool tattoo, long silver flowing hair, and rode a motorcycle then he'd be a real life Gary Stu. Is there any info on a tattoo? And if so, is it a cool dragon that breathes fire?

 

I can understand maybe the propaganda, my only question is why it had to be a hummingbird?

 

what? what is that?
I have most certainly missed something

 

It's indian wrestling- bean induced flatulence helps out if training becomes too strenuous.