1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice

Official Funny Pics Part 3

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

Not open for further replies.
  1. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2005
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    Tokyo, Japan
  2. BloodRedSword

    BloodRedSword High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2007
    Messages:
    564
    Location:
    A place where we had caned American
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Boo

    Boo Auror

    Joined:
    May 29, 2007
    Messages:
    630
    Location:
    Maryland
  4. Speakers

    Speakers Backtraced

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    697
    haha lol omg, i haz popcorn. I can now le "pop" the nazi-robot-zombies! hahahahaha
     
  5. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2008
    Messages:
    2,986
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Edinburgh
    True, but don't say you didn't take an evaluative look to the right before you typed that out.

    FTR: electrical tape, aerosol can and a lighter
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2012
  6. Feoffic

    Feoffic Alchemist DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2006
    Messages:
    2,260
    Ironically, my copy of Dead Snow.
     
  7. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2006
    Messages:
    2,230
    Location:
    Texas
    Damnit. I'm stuck with a GameBoy DS. Though, I suppose the first thing I saw was a wall, but I don't think that counts.
     
  8. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2009
    Messages:
    1,264
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Proudspire Manor
    A hard drive. It doesn't help that my doorbell rang just as I saw the image...
     
  9. JenosIdanian

    JenosIdanian Professor DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2009
    Messages:
    419
    Location:
    With HP and the Hipshit Sparklepuff...
    Thank you bedside table, for having a Glock 30SF on you. 'Merica.
     
  10. Krogan

    Krogan Alien in a Hat ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2007
    Messages:
    190
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    North Carolina
    High Score:
    2,719
    Remington SPR210 shotgun, if I have to fight zombies at least I get to do it Ash Williams style.
     
  11. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    1,090
    Location:
    Australia.
    High Score:
    3694
    My copy of Cold Days. WWHDD?
     
  12. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2007
    Messages:
    2,337
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New Zealand
    High Score:
    4,500
    A dinner plate... I could possibly get off a cool decapitation frisbee style if I tried hard enough.
     
  13. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2006
    Messages:
    2,230
    Location:
    Texas
    I'm pretty sure that would require super-human effort. You'd be better off going for a blinding throw. Assuming zombies see out of their eyes, rather that rely on magic to know their surroundings.
     
  14. Speakers

    Speakers Backtraced

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    697
    Wow. Jeez, you're all stupid for answering that. This is the funny "pics" thread, keep that shit on facebook where it belongs.
     
  15. Red Aviary

    Red Aviary Hogdorinclawpuff ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2008
    Messages:
    538
    Gender:
    Male
    High Score:
    2,757
    I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Ironic shitposting is still shitposting."

    Though you're right about the picture.
     
  16. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    1,090
    Location:
    Australia.
    High Score:
    3694
    Heaven forbid we talk about random shit on the internet. God knows the Funny Pics thread has never been subverted from the topic before either.
     
  17. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2009
    Messages:
    716
    High Score:
    4,492
    Angular landline phone-charger with thirty feet of phone cord(because they were out of the shorter stuff that day and I couldn't be fussed to go anywhere else for something that basic).

    Gonna tripwire those shambling fucks and twist them into a Gordian Knot thereafter.
     
  18. RustyRed

    RustyRed High Inquisitor

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2008
    Messages:
    546
    Location:
    Washington, USA
    Believe it or not, a pair of old fashioned sheep shears. Eh, that'll do. :D
     
  19. Evan Tide

    Evan Tide Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2006
    Messages:
    1,414
    Location:
    So Cal
    My copy of World War Z and Zombie Survival Guide.

    Set or no? Can't decide.
     
  20. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    1,184
    Gender:
    Male
    Well, first thing to my right was a wireless mouse, and I thought I was screwed, until I realized the second thing to my right was the loaded Ruger P90DC I'd just finished cleaning a couple hours ago. Happy day! :awesome
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2012
Loading...
Not open for further replies.