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Official Funny Pics Part 3

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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    A beer stein. Your move zombies o_O
     
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    The first thing I saw was my neighbour.

    [​IMG]

    Step up, motherfuckers, I guess.
     
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    An empty bottle of coca. Not the most useful of things ...
     
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    A lighter. Burn, baby, burn...

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    [​IMG]

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    A pen. Which, of course, is mightier than a sword. Or at least than a knife as proven by Jason Bourne.

    EDIT: Some funny comics.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    EDIT2: Seems that Imgur doesn't agree with me today and I can't see what I uploaded. I hope they work for everybody else.

    EDIT by Oz:

    Looks like it's a problem with adding the l to the end to decrease the image size. I'm leaving them as the original for now.
     
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    Those are some pretty awesome comics.

    Also, a pencil, a Guinness alarm clock and my printer. I'm screwed, but at least I can set up a distraction.
     
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    iPod charging cable, pillow, Cold Days.
     
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    Coca Cola Can (seriously surprised at how few of you have a drink can just to your right) and a computer mouse.

    Iron Man comics are FTW, nice.
     
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    Sounds like Dresden induced autoerotic asphyxiation is the way to go. Tell them zombies, "You can't kill me, I quit!"

    Explicitly obligatory pic:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Where did you find those comics, and are there more of them? Because they are awesome.
     
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