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Official Funny Pics Part 3

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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  1. excalibur421

    excalibur421 First Year

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    Nope, we in the LDS Church do not believe that the bread/water used for the Sacrament - our version of Communion - physically transforms itself into the literal flesh and blood of Christ. This doctrinal idea of transubstantiation has been strongly condemned by Mormon Church leaders in that past. Their administration of bread and water is meant as a symbolic representation only, to serve as a weekly reminder and renewal of promises made when joining the LDS Church through baptism.

    And a picture too, so I'm not completely off-topic.

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  2. Xiph0

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    In 14 years of going to church every Sunday I never once heard it referred to as the Blood of Christ or even implied as such. I'm aware of the bread/water thing. I'm saying that culturally no Mormon would jump to calling it the Blood of Christ because that fascination with vampiricism is very much a Catholic specialty.
     
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    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    Hardly. You can barely see them kissing. It's not like they're eating each others feces or anything.

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I used one of those machines once. On the lowest setting. I felt like my scrotum was going to tear in half.

    Would not recommend.
     
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    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    My gym has one. I'm going to try it.
     
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    Dec 15, 2012 #1406
    I'm pretty sure if it counts as rape if you make eye contact while using it on top setting, Oz.
     
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    10/10 would eat.
     
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    [​IMG]

    right in the childhood...
     
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    ^Holly shit.

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    (ignore the jello)
     
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  12. Relic

    Relic High Inquisitor

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    I just got a new laptop with Windows 8 and I like IE more than both Firefox and Chrome. I know you aren't generally allowed to say that on the internet but this ad comes to mind.

    It is the best ad I've seen in quite some time.
     
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    That's the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.
     
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    I haven't used IE for many version and I still don't plan to, but damn if they haven't made a fantastic ad campaign.

    Bravo to them.
     
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    Yeah, no kidding. Haven't used IE in ages but good to know that it's improving. I assume Win8 came with IE10? I got Win7 on my new laptop instead of Win8 b/c Win8 looks like it sucks but I'll admit I didn't give it that much of a chance.
     
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