And yet, no one else does.

 

Could've just gone with the Levi-O-sa not Levio-SA if you wanted to make a joke

http://i.imgur.com/obll5.png
http://i.imgur.com/eI7V9.jpg

 

Best collection of wtf captions I have seen.

 

Alright, I cracked up terribly when I read 'penguinologist'

 

Here's some more quality American television:

 

Wow. Just wow.

 

That is from the Onion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0nnU71ggro

 

I can't even tell the difference anymore.

 

I don't what is this, but I find it extremely funny.

 

As sad as it is I can completely and totally buy every single one of the Maury ones, I was channel flipping a few weeks ago when I had the day off and I ran across a paternity episode. The chick had fucked 27 separate guys inside of a month and was trying to call one of them a selfish monster because she said he was the father but he wanted nothing to do with her or her kid. She did the classic running off the stage sobbing thing when surprise surprise it turned out the poor bastard wasn't the father and it was just so goddamn hilarious.

 

Tell me about it...I've seen a few of those type of Maury episodes. The chick's are screwing so many guys it's nuts. And then there's the stupid teens that are having the same shit going on, jesus christ.

Edit: Oh yeah...and can't forget the lie detector tests! Hahahaha. Those are fricken hilarious!

"Test says you lied!" Hahaha, it's so funny how these dumb people think that they don't work! And then all these people embarrass themselves cuz it's on TV!

 

As retarded as it sounds... the U.S. is relatively lucky in that the Maury Pauvich show can exist at all here. In France and Germany, conducting paternity tests without court oversight is illegal. And even here, paternity test results aren't automatically admissible. Women just need to conceal the secret long enough to invoke the best interests of the child, after the fact, and the presumed father is permanently fucked. If he does successfully expose the wife as an adulteress and makes a clean break and/or gets recompense - which is so rare I think I've only found one such case - a pro-feminist judge will just overturn it a month later so the end result is the same.

 

a little late, but still..

 

A good portion of those belong in the WTF Images thread -.- .

 

If you reverse it, it becomes even funnier.

 

http://imgur.com/lvw18