I chose Mijumaru as my starter in White.

AND I'M PROUD OF IT.


/genuinely heartwarmed

 

I hate all the new starters. I suppose I'll choose the grass type, but just because it is the least horrible. I'll probably switch to a caught pokemon the first chance I get.

 

I like the first forms of the new starters and Oshawott's second form.

Not as keen on the rest of them. I guess Snivy's line isn't too ugly looking. I really dislike the fact that they chose to go Fire/Fighting again with Tepig, so even if I liked his design (which I don't care one way or another about), I wouldn't choose him anyways.

I'm going Snivy then probably ditching him for caught pokemon. Not 100% yet.

 

I'm most looking forward to that gear pokemon. Three stage evolution on a pure steel type? Hells yeah.

 

Hey guys, we have a thread for Generation 5 talk, it ain't here, and some people are trying to avoid spoilers for the game. So, you know, move on or start posting funny Pokemon pictures, please.

 

Sorry to have offended the Great and Mighty MattSilver! How dare I spoil a game I haven't played?

I hope this funny picture is sufficient:

 

Just found out about pokepuns. Shit is hilarious.








I love the Raichu one. One other I heard was 'Do you Bayleaf in life after love?'

 

It sucks. Ass.

I'm serious.

 

I really wasn't kidding about him whining. I don't particularly appreciate shit like this:

I'd rather this thread had been called 'Official Pokemon Pics' than to specify 'funny', actually; I have a lot more interesting things to share than just the mildly humourous stuff.

 

Huh, and here I was thinking that Republic was just a generally idiotic cunt. Now we know he's a generally idiotic cunt that's annoying as splinters in a fleshlight.

I have a few cool pokemon pictures that aren't in any way humourous but don't fit this thread too, actually.

 

Speaking from personal experience?

 

You ever try rooming with Pinocchio?

 

Seratin promised to make him a real boy.

 

And then I saw your sig, and realized that I can never look at Seratin the same way again.


Also, for relevancy:

 

Excuse me, but Texan men don't wear shorts. Doesn't matter how comfortable or easy to wear they are.

 

Um, bro, I'm wearing shorts. Fuck yeah Houston.

 

They do if you live where I do, unless you want to roast to fucking death. (Brownsville area, yeehaww.)