Why hasn't Harry gotten layed yet?

I mean he is famous, rich, and beloved by the Wizarding World, so why can't the dude get some nookie?

 

You have just stated the reason why. He want to be loved for being only Harry and not because he is famous, rich, and beloved by the Wizarding World.

 

Getting some teenage pussy =/= being in love, necessarily. He doesn't have to be in a committed relationship or anything, just bang a fangirl or something.

 

I don’t think canon Harry would do that.

Or he is just as crazy as we are.

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Harry and girl are lying in bed ready for some action.

-Girl: "Did you bring protection?"
-Harry: "Yes, I have the spoon right here."
-Girl: "What¤#¤#4, what are you doing with a spoon?
-Harry looks at girl as if she is crazy: "Protection of cause. I also have my fork with me."

Girl apparates away.

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As you can see, Harry might have some problems.

 

i think the girl would be too happy to have the child of harry potter

 

I always wondered why harry never got any fan mail, except during the triwizard thing

 

Aye, you'd think he'd be overflowing in it, once he returned to the wizarding world.

Especially since all growing up he ran into wizards that'd shake his hand, or smile and stare, etc (SS/PS)

 

You're just being a bastard for bad mental images this year aren't you, lol


Petrificus totalus erectus.

 

Charlie that was A)disgusting B)too graphic, and C)I now have to burn my eyeballs. I'll be coming over to see you soon with my rusty spoon to "borrow" yours.

 

Yeah I'm sick. :wink:

 

oh you evil bastard.... you evil vile little sick twisted sadistic bastard... thats almost, if not, worse than lily/pettigrew!!

O_O ... thats ... sickly amusing... i... wonder how that would work... would he put the spoon/fork in first ... then enter?... or would he wrap it arround himself then enter? ... or is it protection from the girls parents?

 

lily/pettigrew

That is something I don’t want to see.

We have all read stories there Snape and Voldemort is Harry's dad. What if Pettigrew was Harry's dad.

 

If i were Harry and wormtail was my father I'd have Voldemort jamm as many knifes as he could fit in to my heart and having him kick them in deeper. let us never ever speak of tbhat possiblity agian

anyway R.A.B =Regulas ??? Black?
Yes I knew he's a death eater but what if Voldemort had him killed for a different reason than what Sirius thought? i mean he is the only known cannon character with those intials

 

i think R.E.B is voldemort's old girl friend

 

i think it's too obvious to be Sirius' brother, despite the fact that the locket is supposedly one from OOTP.

With JKR going off on a tangent of "I make no fucking sense anymore" I'd look for it to be some off the world character who will die five minutes after we meet him, whether in real time or in a flashback.

 

All your Horcruxes are belong to us.

No! Someone set us up the bomb!

 

I've thinking about doing a Harry Potter story. One where he is dark from a younger age (at oldest after 5th year. but I could go younger)

Anyway, my question is if I give Harry an animagus form, I was thinking of either a Raven (a very intelligent creature that is all about survival (because it scavenges AND hunts, and is omniverous), and is also marked by death) or I was thinking about using a funnel-web or redback spider (two of the most deadly spiders) because they are predatory and stealthy and solitary. Anyway you guys tell me. What do you think Harry's animagus form should be? suggestions welcome!! Just nothing magical cause I think its cliche and not snake, unless an overwhelming number want it, otherwise itssomething else) and not multiple, only one form)!!


Just out of curiousity what do you think Harry in Canon's form would be?

 

a bull, never really seen harry be a bull.