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OFFICIAL thread for Half Blood Prince ***WARNING**SPOILERS

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Midknight, Jul 15, 2005.

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  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Ooh you could have some dandruff action there too.
     
  2. Old Nuit

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    Hey and what's with necrophilia?
     
  3. Lord Ravenclaw

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    If you don't know what it is, its the act of having sex with a dead person.
     
  4. Old Nuit

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    No the question was more, how the hell could you get something like that(Necrophilia) in the story. (My writing and thinking isn't always parallel)
     
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    They could find Sirius's corpse, or unbury a body...maybe one of the Potters. Get Necrophilla and Incest out of the way in one shot. *shudders*
     
  6. Zevrillion

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    Harry digs up his mother’s corpse.
     
  7. Old Nuit

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    At Hogwarts? I wasn't aware that they had a cemetery.
     
  8. Lord Ravenclaw

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    Alastor Moody could come in with Lily's corpse.
     
  9. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    My God no, don't give them ideas.
     
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    No, Alastor comes in with our favorite characters corpse, Dudley.
     
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    We should help them with all the ideas we can, then we can see funny reviews :twisted:
     
  12. Giovanni

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    Ok guys here is what we have so far... And what we will have when we are done.

    Have so far:

    Massive Slash
    Pedophilia
    Insertion of Foreign objects into the rectum
    Twincest
    Incest
    Bondage (minor)
    A plot

    What we will have

    Zoophilia
    Necrophilia (Its a Harry/Ginny fic and I just killed off Ginny without Harry fucking her... I have something special planned involving his 7th orgasm, Hedwig, and Ginny's corpse that happens to have a hole through the top of its head)
    Dendrophilia (fucking plants... I don't know how we will bring it in... But trust me it will be done)
     
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    this is the sickest..most twisted .. list of things i've every seen in a fic...it's so wrong * starts spewing*...other then that good luck
     
  14. Lord Ravenclaw

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    The reviews should be hilarious.
     
  15. Midknight

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    *cough* get back on topic man-sluts *cough*
     
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    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Pffft you're the one on the corner of FF.Net and HBP.
     
  17. Old Nuit

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    Ah well back to HBP, is it only me or was the thing with the monster in Harry (you know the thing that wants Ginny) really pathetic.
     
  18. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yes but I'm a TEN dollar whore, instead of the normal 2 dollar ones :twisted:
     
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    If your going to include plants... Malfoy can fuck a mandrake!
     
  20. Old Nuit

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    I think this discussion should be placed in the 'Sick & Perverse' section.
     
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