Been trying to find this fic for a few hours now, but can't so I'd appreciate the it if any of you could tell me the name of this fanfic, if you recognize it.

Naruto randomly ups and abandons Konoha early on in Shippuden. He becomes a drunken womanizer. Living in a small village up in Yuki no kuni i believe.

Temari ends up finding him, and he gets her pregnant. And then he ups and vanishes when he meets Killer Bee and they travel around a bit. When they run into Neji, Naruto starts making all these 'taking a dump' jokes, that Neji just cannot grasp.

When they pass through the village he was staying in, he finds it destroyed by Akatsuki and manages to save the people he was close to when pulling them out of the debris.


They move on to Konoha, where Naruto makes up some random bullshit excuse and totally gets away with it. Tsunade gives him the scroll for the Flying Thunder God Technique, but in his anger at Minato for not leaving him tons of cash tosses it into the fireplace.

And then he claims the name of Uchiha for himself, because they have tons of money.

Edit: I found it, It's called What's New, Naruto.

 

You made a whole new thread and didn't even link it when you found it?

 

That sounds effing terrible. Why would you want to read that?

 

It's not bad from what I remember.

 

Read it recently.

It was pretty fun.

The byplay between Killer Bee and Naruto was hilarious.

 

You paste in a whole passage and yet still no link! :facepalm

Here it is.

It's cracky and juvenile, and I found it pretty unfunny as well, but not bad enough to stop reading which was fortunate as after three or four chapters the story seemed to find its feet and some of the jokes started to hit the mark for me. It improved from there and overall it's a decent fic with some good laughs.

 

Finally.

/10char