Just a thought that I had, but if Lily were to come back from Hell, what about a eventual Dark Lady Lily. No mere minion status for Lily, I say. She would, of course, corrupt sweet innocent young Harry who is such a momma's boy that he'll just go along with it even if he knows she's going dark. That and the sex, of course.

She could also manipulate Snape...but no sex for Snape, thats just disgusting.

 

What the fuck?

 

She would become a literal Mary Sue dark vampiress uber!OC demon/devil that is OVER 9000x more powerful than Voldemort. I don't think 'Dark Lady Lily' would work in this situation. It would be too easy to ruin it, and this concept has enough promise that I want to see it continue.

Plus, one major thing is that while we love Dark!Lily and all that, with the situation you proposed, it would have no real plot. Just Lily kills Voldemort, Harry's her bitch, Lily sleeps with Harry, he's still her bitch, author runs out of ideas and all we have is 10k words of smut that had a lot of promise but just didn't deliver.

btw, awesome plot bunny Hypothesis, hope you go through with it.


EDIT: Not that we don't like Lily/Harry smut, but we've got Vash for that and this seems like it would be a cool story, not just a little one/twoshot that appeals to our sick fantasies, but something we would follow and enjoy.

 

One would think a trip to hell would shatter someones mind and will, so how does Lily come back from hell, more powerful knowing a bunch of spells she never knew before and start an upraising while fucking her son. Lily coming back from hell and causing a bit a trouble is fine. Lily coming back killing Voldemort and taking his place is not.

p.s. I have nothing against Harry/Lily shipping

 

I like this idea. Makes me think of "Dark Messiah of Might and Magic," if any of you have played that.

Dark Lady Lily is dumb, though.

 

How about we have [hot female character] come from [dark, mysterious place] and corrupt [main character], have sex with him, and help him destroy [insert antagonist]?

Nowai. That's the formula for 95% of plot premises thought up by teenage guys?

 

The formula of the remaining 5% of plot premises thought up by teenage guys:

How about we have [hot female sheep (ewe)] come from [dark, mysterious pasture] and corrupt [main character], have sex with him, and help him destroy [insert religious sect that sacrifices sheep]?:awesome

 

Where are these stories? There's a whole under-served demographic that is starving for originality such as this!

And how does a newbie like you know me so well?!

 

I can read minds. It's either that, or I saw the title Galactic Sheep Emperor.

 

It's quite odd you made the sexual connection. I could just think they're the greatest animals ever, or maybe it was a reference to some past game DLP played.

/me narrows his eyes at Bi - err, Mr. Ripley.

Hmm.

 

Or he lurked for a while, like I did, read the most lulzy threads here and figured it out.

Would be funnier if you were right, though.

 

Ever been to the southern parts of the US? People in my lovely home state have a go at horses and cows quite often. Occasionally, they end up with family members as well. Granted, these are quite possibly the ugliest people on the face of the earth but still....I may have also just watched an interview with a Scottish guy earlier that day where one of his friends jokingly said his first time was with Dolly the sheep.

@JWH What is this thread of which you speak? It sounds lulzy.

 

SheepFucker!Amerision is like Blaise!Shezza, it's a recurring joke that's alluded to in every other post these two make.

Also, what state would that be? So I know never to go on a canoing trip there, Georgia-style

 

It was Georgia actually though I, also, lived in Arkansas for awhile as well. It actually isn't that common in most parts of the state. I tend to refer to the places I lived as the deep south due to the fact that they were mostly remote small farming communities. I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted by being compared to bio...

Also, Blaise!Shezza??? I've never heard of it. I know people have a hard time figuring out if Shezza is male or female, but that is all I know of that.

 

Poor Ripley.

You didn't know how deep the rabbit holes went before you jumped...

Blaise!Shezza is a running joke, because some newb always thinks that, alternatively, Shezza is a guy/girl. When in reality Shezza is actually a

 

Ok...since most have gone off the deep end into hormonal overload and left the original purpose of this thread.

Some ideas...

Mechanism for Lily to end up in Hell...

Ritual to protect Harry involved Unicorn blood. We know that using it invokes some sort of curse upon the user. In this case since she did not use it provide any benefit to herself, the curse doesn't prevent her from kicking off the mortal coil.

How to bring her back...

During the duel in the graveyard, a 'shade' of Lily pops out of Voldemort's wand. What if it wasn't a shade, but due to the fact that her use of unicorn blood has now tied her to Harry as part of the curse from its use, it was Lily's soul, ripped from the pits of Hell?

Now, said soul has been driven nearly mad from 13+ years in Hell and being forcibly returned to a semi-corporeal state. She is now mad and reduced to a nearly feral state with one idea running through her head...protect her son. Kind of a wounded mother predator type thing...

 

As amusing as a sic 'em!Lily might be, I'll have to pass on making her a completely deranged lunatic. Very hard to write in a way that's interesting and doesn't get boring, I doubt I'd be able to pull it off. The wand thing I already had in mind. Thanks though.

At the moment I have tentative plot D: Both Harry and Lily are haunting each other.

During the duel with Voldemort, Harry thought that the image of his mother looked a bit more "solid" than the others but dismissed it in favor of making sure he doesn't die. However, soon enough Lily starts popping up in places and only he can interact with her at all. But communication isn't reliable, neither are her appearances. Everyone else thinks he's nutters. Harry is convinced that there exists a ritual to bring her back for good and after exhausting what few Light rituals exists, he goes to the other end of the spectrum.

Meanwhile, Lily is being "haunted" by fleeting visions of Harry while "in-between" with the same level of reliability. However, her experiments get better results: when they haunt each other at the same time, she can possess him.

Conflict: Lily possesses Volde on accident. Not only is she booted swiftly, but he wises up to Harry's impromptu trips to his mind much earlier. Lily herself is not quite mentally sound and as this all takes place in fifth year with Umbridge and the Prophet, Harry isn't likely to stay very sane either.

Is this a yay or nay?

EDIT: To remove the use of the royal "we" and to sound a little less like a douchebag.

 

Sounds like fun...