"Go ahead Harry, shake it like a polaroid picture"
(insert music here)

i think someone should put that in their fanfic, just go all out and make ollivander a complete pedophile.

 

"vivacious redhead"
"Harry also carried several throwing knives and a katana"

These, or similar ones, are enough to turn a story down. I hate Japanese crap being pulled in. If you want to go muggle, use a bloody gun and use it properly.

 

Aye

"And with a few quick shots of his new [Insert gun name here] the death eaters were eating lead'

Or something along those lines. Jeez people excluding the fact that its nay impossible, without the right connections, to get a gun in connections Harry somehow has the magic ability to not miss.Ever. And when he does its all part of an ingenious plot that works out in the long run when he could just as easily tossed gernade. If you want to make him a cool-badass gun slinger give him a rocket launcher or something. That way if he misses it doesn't matter.

Sorry about the rant just irks me so much.....

Oh and Someone really should make Olivander a pedo... heh.

 

LOl thats a good idea. but that was agood imitation

 

Yea... someone should try and incorporate that next time they make a scene with Olivander . It would certainly make for an... interesting story.

 

"a single tear rolled down Harry's/Dumbledor's/gay lover's/Ginny's/(Someother total assfuck that should't even ge mention unless their dieing's) face"
Or the old
"Harry you have to let me go on the totally retarded suicide mission that probably won't work! You have to or, or i'll bat boogey you into next week!"
"Well, since im a total pussy even though you cant do magic yet, Sure" "Wonderful, now lets get started on those five thousand childred im sopposed to have because dumbledor has been whoring me of to order members" "What was that last part?" "Nothing, now give me the mountains of jewels and money you godfather and parents left you" "ok"

Or
"You have to forgive us! we didn't know you where innocent even though you took versitsulum, swore twelve inventive oaths, ripped you left arm of to show us the lack of dark marks, and publicly pissed on the awards Tom ridle recieved while singing you're new hit song 'don't be total retards, i hate voldemort'" screamed Hermione.
"Ya, you still haven't giving us oodels of money for no reason, and we arn't allowed in you vualts anymore!" Bellowed Ron

 

....

Uh even if I don't like her and agree... Ginny is like what 14? Wow I feel safe, the orders a bunch of sleezy old men and pedos.

 

The only one that comes to mind at the moment is:

"[insert name here] had changed over the Summer."

Not only is the idea a big cliche now - though that's not relevant here - you'd think the people who write this could at least word it differently. It's always the exact same line.

 

how about Harry getting the crap beaten out of him at fifth year and stuff. This is usually used for sudden romance and forced plots. I rarely see it work out well.

 

"Harry sat in his room plotting"

"The first thing on Harry's list was..."

"I've had enough Dumbledore's manipulations"