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Abandoned Owl Treats and Firewhiskey by Artemis Fei - T

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by White Rabbit, Mar 30, 2008.

2.875/5, 8 votes
  1. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2008 #1
    Title: Owl Treats and Firewhiskey
    Author: Artemis Fei
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Adventure
    DLP Category: Time Travel
    Pairing: Harry/Aurora Sinistra &/or Arwen Vector
    Chapters: 15
    Words: 36,725
    Status: Abandoned
    Summary: Harry Potter, The Man Who Defeated Who Shall Not Be Named And Ended The Reign Of Terror In The Wizarding World, soon figured out that mixing Owl Treats and Firewhiskey lands you in the era of the Marauders. Featuring a womanizing and drunk Harry Potter?

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3566476/1/Owl_Treats_and_Firewhiskey
    Link: http://onj1.andrelouis.com/hp/Owl Treats and Firewhiskey.txt

    Funny story I stumbled over a little bit ago. Not a great work, but gave me a few laughs.


    Edit by Minion, Jan. 2, 2016
    Dead links are dead, but I added a zip-file with the story.
    If you know where to find another copy of the story, please inform the library staff.
     

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  2. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Mar 30, 2008 #2
    I think this is a duplicate... I'm almost sure in fact...
     
  3. yhelo

    yhelo Sixth Year

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    Mar 30, 2008 #3
    I found this on DLP a couple months ago I think. It is still meh.
     
  4. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2008 #4
    I didn't see it in the story list?
     
  5. Oz

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    Mar 30, 2008 #5
    Whether or not this is a duplicate thread, I liked it. There wasn't anything spectacular about it, but it's a kind of guilty pleasure like "Adrift in a World" by Miss Whiskers.
    3.5/5, rounded up to 4 because I'm feeling generous.
    NINJA EDIT 4 NINJA BS: Forgot to say this, Naruto does not belong in teh seventies. Do not want!
     
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  6. malwastyle

    malwastyle First Year

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    Oz you asshole! I clicked the My Immortal link and now I'm vomiting all over my keyboard. For god sake that story has 9000 views? I think FF.net needs to be shut down, all the good fics are drowning in gothic/emo/DH fuck fest stories.

    Back to the story, drunk people always provide a good laugh, so i give it a 3.5/5.
     
  7. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Mar 30, 2008 #7
    What are you talking about? My Immortal was great... or it was until the plot twist with Snape near the end. Seemed to me that the author didn't know where to go after that.
     
  8. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Mar 30, 2008 #8
    To the best of my knowledge this isn't a dupe, but I did mention it in the Is this fic worth reading? thread.

    This fic has a lot of chuckle-worthy moments. And it's got a lot of fail too. Overall, I'd say Trash Bin worthy with the odds against it ever getting out of there.

    3/5
     
  9. Illnill

    Illnill First Year

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    Mar 30, 2008 #9
    I concur.

    Though I give it a 3/5. Sure, it might be a little funny, but it's not really something I'd like to see in the Library. :|
     
  10. Korisovra

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    Mar 31, 2008 #10
    2/5 for me as well. Shitty grammar and it didn't even make me smirk.
     
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  11. LogrusMage

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    Apr 1, 2008 #11
    Ah so that's where I saw it.

    3/5 then. Trashbin mats.
     
  12. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 25, 2012 #12
    There's a .txt of it here.
     
  13. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nov 25, 2012 #13
    Thanks for the info. I updated the first post.
     
  14. Rache

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    Both the links are dead @Minion.
     
  15. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Thx for the info. I couldn't find it elsewhere and updated the first post.
     
  16. Anarchy

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    Jan 25, 2013 #16
    I may have a copy of this, I'm pretty sure I downloaded this back in the day, but it'll take me some time to scour my old hard-drive. It's a pretty funny fic.
     
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