Read it the other day, found it mildly entertaining if you're bored, 3/5.

 

You go on to say who cares about conflict, 5/5..
Holy shit if this is "one of the best I have ever read" then I'd honestly kill myself, there is no reason you should ever say that..
That being said, it's not horrible, in fact I find it amusing and entertaining, even if I think the author is kind of a deuche bag when it comes to the dialogue, it's almost like he is trying to live his fantasy via Quidditch.