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Pet Peeves!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lutris, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    1) I hate it when people assume I have a eating disorder just because I have a physical condition that prevents me from keeping weight, muscle or otherwise.
    2) When people repeat themselves needlessly!
    3) People who assume just because you don't react to some bad news in a typical manner that you don't give a damn.
    4) Guys who think just because I carry a conversation with them about some similar topics that I am interested in a relationship.
    5) Assumptions in general, even if I'm guilty of it myself.
     
  2. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    I've got a new one.

    Tramps... not just any tramp though, the ones that sit on the street with their can of cider begging for money all day, then at five o'clock go home in their lovely shinny BMW's. Twats the lot of them!
     
  3. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    one of the major news 'zines did a feature on this several years ago, most of the "homeless" guys made more money then the average joe.

    I know we've got several of them out here along very busy intersections over here. I mean when the lights cycle you're sitting there for 5 minutes or so, with maybe 2 minutes of green light time. so what, like 9 times an hour the guys are going to have cars sitting there 5 minutes + each time.

    I had to locate some power lines a few days ago and got stuck in the middle of the concrete island the guy was standing on. I watched him pull in at least 5$ a stop, one lady gave him 10$, followed by several other drivers giving him change from a handful of quarters to a few bucks. Now considering he's walking around 15 cars long each time, he's not got to pull more then 2$ a stop (9stops@2$+ a stop = 18$/hr) to be making more an hour then a great majority of the workforce around here. I think the average pay was something like 12-13$ an hour for this state.

    I was floored and watched the guy on and off throughout the day, folks just gave him money like it was nothing. Yeah he had a great number of stops where no one gave him anything, but when I finally asked him wtf the deal was, he told me it didn't matter, as long as he got a few bucks an hour he was way ahead of any "of the deluded fuckers in the cars"

    He pays no taxes, no home payment, no light/heat/etc bills. He has a nice tent with a generator in the middle of the woods... this guy is pulling in easily more then I do a year once you take into consideration all the bills and taxes, and all he's got to do is look dirty and pace a concrete island
     
  4. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Man, those homeless. They got it on EASY street. THe fuckers


    P.S. Don't get upset I was only kidding. So, no tree-huggers getting angry. :D :wink:
     
  5. Aquylyne

    Aquylyne First Year

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    tree huggin hippies, with thier glass pipes, hemp pants, and phycadelic t-shirts that havent been washed and reek of colgone and weed.
     
  6. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    That reminds me of one of the hated pet peeves. Running out of weed. Cologne... not so much.

    And really, is it even surprising there are people exploiting panhandling? Every other job that there has ever been has it's corruption. Panhandling is one of the easiet because you play off of people's guilt. It's right up there with the basket at church but not quite as pure in the eyes of the almighty. I'm not saying you shouldn't give them money, but every time you do it's encouraging others to exploit it and ask for money too. Of course if you give nothing, just remember his death is on your hands. Or worse he might spit on your car.

    Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and it will feed him for life. But give him some bad drugs, and maybe he'll stop wasting my tax dollars.
     
  7. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    Pet Peeves of Stalicon

    >That bitch in class that always has to take out their day on you and invites their friends to help.

    >People who call me fat and run away when I try to beat their sorry little asses (COWARDS, and really fat! chubby mabey but fat?) But really its pissing me off cuz i'm not really that physicaly fit (i.e slow,but not weak, don't like many sports..) and can't catch the little bastards.

    >People who chew with their mouths open

    >People who bring cellphones into resturants

    >People who quote stupid phrases off the t.v.

    >Cafiteria food

    >People who 'tipe lik thiz cuz tey tink tey reely smrt nd coo'

    >Badly done Fleur/Harry

    >Slash (Oh, Draco I hate you so much I just want to kiss you all over) Could do without those kinds of mental images thankyou.

    >Homework.....
     
  8. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    People who have beef with you and they don't know you...that pisses me off...a lot
     
  9. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    No who I hate? Mules. Not the drug traffickers, the animals.


    They can't breed, they stink, and they're not as nimble as a Donkey, but they're not as strong and fast as a horse.

    They offer NOTHING. Between them and the liger (half tiger half lion), the world is going to hell in a hand basket.


    Damn Mules. :evil: :evil: :evil:
     
  10. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    *snort* I've never seen the point of mules myself. Cheap labor?

    Yeah. That's it.
     
  11. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I feel similarly about the state of Wyoming.
     
  12. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    wait...I always thought that a mule was a donkey
     
  13. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    NOOO!!


    A mule is useless. A mule is half donkey, Half Horse. Because its a "filthy half-breed" it can't reproduce.


    UTTERLY USELESS!

    The world would be better off if EVERY mule were to die. Painfully.

    Toodles! :D :wink:
     
  14. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    OOOHHH!Umm why would you cross breed a horse and a donkey?
     
  15. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    They happen naturally because they are FILTHY CREATURES that can't STOP HUMPING!!! :x :x :x :x


    :wink:
     
  16. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    Because they can.

    People like playing God. Amusing as it is, the mule is one of the side-effects that never seem to go away.
     
  17. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    Oh yeah, that too.
     
  18. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    People don't usually invest time in things that have no profit. A mule has no profit other than labor and meat, which COULD be gained by actually breeding Horse/Horse or Donkey/Donkey.

    They are an aberration in nature, but not a man-made one.


    Also, Chimpanzees are ACTUALLY close enough genetically to humans to reproduce a child. This child (technically called a Humanzee) would be unable to reproduce...just like a mule. No other creature is close enough genetically for people to reproduce with, but Chimps are.

    Doesn't that just CURL your toes?


    So people, STOP HUMPING CHIMPS!!!

    and woman, DO NOT LET A MALE CHIMP HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!

    p.s. this also how scientists believe AIDS got started. People humping monkeys. :shakes head sadly: What is the world coming to?


    So, back to Pet Peeves...



    I HATE PEOPLE WHO FUCK APES!!!! :x :x :x :x



    Have a NICE DAY!!!! :D :D :D :D
     
  19. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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  20. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    eh...That's for the advancement of science. Doesn't bother me.


    We lack the technology to make a rabbit anywhere NEAR as smart as a human. It means we can make human dna compatible with rabbit (which isn't surprising as their is only 21 amino acids to build DNA from anyway) (its all about sequence, baby) :wink:

    Anyway, this is just to see if we can ultimately use Rabbit DNA on people. i.e. people who lack certain genetic structures can ultimately be helped. (Diabetes, the inability to process protein properly, etc. )
     
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